You may have noticed that–at least up until this point–we’ve avoided any mentions BP‘s oil spill. Why? Because the entire situation is so fucking depressing that we can hardly stand to think about it, and you can hardly open a single newspaper or website without […]
Tag: disaster
Because You Wish You Could Be Calling Anderson Cooper Daddy…
Should we believe the story that Anderson Cooper's been so moved by the disaster in Haiti that he's considering adopting a Haitian child with his boyfriend to save a Haitian child from the middle of a violent looting. Who knows? Maybe that moment made him […]
Haiti Was Cursed By A Pact With The Devil
Pat Robertson has said some ridiculous shit, but now he's taken crazy to new heights. Check out this video in which he tells the "true story" of the pact Haiti's made with the devil. According to him, it's clearly the reason that a 7.0 magnitude earthquake […]
Just Say No To Toe Shoes
Though it might sound like it based on the name alone, Vibram Five Fingers are not a sex toy. They've apparently been around for years now, and have even been deemed one of the "Best Inventions of 2007" by TIME Magazine. We know Crocs are […]
Hell To The No: Britney Does Alanis
Why in the world did this ever happen? During a North Carolina concert stop, Britney Spears broke out into a broke-ass karaoke rendition of Alanis Morissette's ultimate break-up jam "You Oughta Know". It's surprisingly not a complete disaster, but I'm convinced Alanis is face-palming right […]
Jordin Sparks, The Latest Victim of Bad Cover Art
When practically half of your album cover consists of your hair, it should become apparent that you need to hire a new graphic designer. No one sent Jordin Sparks that memo. While this is nowhere near as disastrous as Britney's "Radar" Guilty Pleasure, it's sad […]
So How Do You Think Paula Abdul Did Last Night?
Paula Abdul performed live on American Idol last night, her first time since the show debuted. Some have designated this performance a "hot mess", but it's nowhere near as bad as Britney Spears' 2007 VMA disaster. I wasn't blown away or anything, but I'll admit […]