This might be the gayest thing I’ve ever admitted, but one of my deepest fantasies involves making an extremely goofy, choreographed amateur sex tape. I’m talking, like, each thrust into my partner’s ass set to the rhythm of the beat, crazy interpretative dance moves and […]
As if it weren’t enough for the boys of Garçon Garçon to be criminally attractive on their own, the Australian electro-pop duo have just released what very well might be the sexiest music video of the year. The funny thing is, “Instant Attraction” doesn’t beat […]
It’s no secret that I’ve got a huge music boner for CHVRCHES. From “Recover” to “Now Is Not The Time“, they’ve consistently hit my ears’ sweet spots, and the Scottish electro-pop trio continue their impressive track record with the latest single “Gun”. Yes, indie nerds, […]
No matter how good my selections are, Boulangerié Knowles‘ music posts seem to get twice (if not three times) as much traffic and comments as my own. I’m not bitter about this at all! And I definitely do not want to throw her out of […]
Y’all bitches can say what you wanna say about Miley Cyrus, but I am LIVING for her new look, her new sound and her new “no fucks given whatsoeva” attitude. She hopped on this hot piece of DICK, then she hopped on this hot piece […]
Rod Thomas of Bright Light Bright Light is quite the looker! There are hot shirtless dudes in his new music video! He is friends (and collaborators) with Del Marquis from Scissor Sisters! I felt it was important to get these mundane facts out of the […]
You might be familiar with Loreen from her 2012 Eurovision contribution “Euphoria“, an utterly monstrous dance song that swallowed the whole world and further solidified Sweden’s place as the center of the pop music universe. You might also know her from the 2004 season of […]
Just to put things into perspective, Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe have been working together as Pet Shop Boys for thirty-two years. That’s longer than I’ve been alive! And yet, despite this—or because of it—they’re still going strong and keeping things moving as they prepare […]
Australian duo Empire of the Sun put together a (mostly) solid set of tunes with their 2008 release Walking on a Dream. Despite my mixed feelings on their theatrics, gimmicky mythology and “MGMT meets David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King” sound, I’m curious to […]
Although Los Angeles duo Capital Cities‘ “Safe and Sound” has been floating around since 2011, a new (and very fun!) music video was released yesterday afternoon. There’s a timeless nature to this track—largely thanks to the addictive synth line—that makes it okay for it to […]
