And I thought I was flexible! Today’s caption-worthy image features a young hunk sitting in a desk chair with his legs behind his head. His tongue is on two dicks, but there’s only one other guy in the room. We’ll let you do the math […]
Tag: Elmo
Caption This: Nick Moretti
Your eyes aren’t deceiving you. The slightly blurry picture you see above is porn star Nick Moretti getting molested by Elmo. It’s not quite as good as watching his scene with Tim Kelly on Jake Cruise, but it’s at least worthy of a caption or […]
Elmo Loves Marriage Equality
Cynthia Nixon wasn't "I'm Confused" ad, the rose-colored Muppet replied that he'd be clearing up any confusion on a special edition of "Elmo's World". Okay, so maybe that last bit didn't happen, because the real Elmo is a bit of a jerk. My niece was […]