This is a trickier question than you think! An amateur would make the mistake of focusing on the actor rather than the character he’s playing. You might have a thing for Peter Dinklage thanks to Game of Thrones, but do you really want him evil […]
Tag: Evan Peters
Gay Ass Gossip: Is Adam Levine REALLY The Sexiest Man Of The Year?
ITEM – People named The Voice guy Adam Levine as the “Sexiest Man Alive” for 2013. Okay. He doesn’t get a “meh”, because “meh” is the worst, and there’s no arguing he’s hot… But the sexiest man alive? I’m going to need to see the […]
Celebrity Skin: Evan Peters’ Surprisingly Hot Bubble Butt
I’m not going to mention any names, but someone here at Manhunt headquarters nearly threw acid in my eyes when I referred to Evan Peters, in the physical sense, as budget Michael Cera. To this day, I don’t fully understand why people are finger-banging themselves […]
A Sex Letter To Evan Peters From “American Horror Story: Asylum”
Dear Evan Peters, You have pulled off a neat trick in your two seasons on American Horror Story. You have managed to transform my dislike of your unattractive character (although the skullface was hot) in Season One into full-blown lust for your Season Two character. […]
Did Anyone Else Want To Beat Off To “American Horror Story: Asylum” Last Night?
Warning – the following post contains spoilers for American Horror Story: Asylum. It says something about the male sex drive that even amidst all of the insane & homophobic nunbitch machinations, lesbians-in-distress, hand-eating creatures stalking the woods, electrical-probe wielding aliens, and Chloe Sevigny’s bad acting, […]
Evan Peters: Were You Feeling “Tate” From “American Horror Story”?
Note – the following contains spoilers for Season 1 of American Horror Story! My partner and I were HOOKED on American Horror Story this year. We couldn’t get enough of Murder House and it’s completely fucked-up inhabitants, whether they were living (for the time being) […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: American Horror Story
Ok, who watched American Horror Story last night? That shizz was EFFED UP. What was real? What was a dream? How did Jessica Lange get to be so completely awesome? Does Dylan McDermott always cry when he beats off? So many questions! We just had […]