Ranked from least to most extreme. I spend an inordinate amount of time on tumblr watching exhibitionist jack off stuff that I never really know how to talk about here. I’ve mentioned it once or twice before, but today I was all “let’s make […]
I really have to applaud any homemade porn enthusiast who actually takes the time to concept their backyard jerkoff videos. Like Mr. HairyArtist here! His name is William, and he lives in Florida, if you couldn’t tell by all the vegetation. (And, okay, maybe he’s […]
The man who refers to himself as “C. Dick” hasn’t been on Tumblr for much longer than a week, and he’s already made a significant impact on my boner quota for 2014. He touches upon a decent portion of my greatest sexual weaknesses—a salt and […]
What’s there to explain here? Some guy’s shoveling snow in the buff, looking back at us as the cold winter air blows against his bum. Outdoor nudity is usually a surefire way to get featured in our Caption This series, and that’s even more true […]
This cute guy decided to whip out his hard cock on the train. There are at least two people sitting across from him, so we have the sneaking suspicion that this might be Photoshopped… But, uh, who cares either way? It should make for an […]
In today’s highly unsettling round of Caption This, we bring you a picture of Elmo staring directly into a hairy butthole. It comes from a series of images by kinky exhibitionist and adult performer Sean Storm. We discovered them thanks (?) to Sissydude, and now […]
We’re going to go out on a limb and guess that Zachary is a bit of an exhibitionist. While he’s slimmer than your average Woof Alert subject, he makes up for it with fur, fur and more fur! His uncut shaft rests within a bushy […]
I’m getting a strong bottom vibe from Ben Olsen. This could be a poor, snap judgment based on his height, which I can’t accurately assess based on these pics or videos (but he seems like a perfect, pint-sized embodiment of pure sex). This also could […]
It’s important for us to recognize there are other options beyond the iPhone, so welcome to our very first edition of Android Wars. Although the name would imply otherwise, this isn’t some epic science fiction battle. This will merely act as an alternative to our […]
