Hypothetically, but of course! There’s no way in hell that someone as attractive as Topher DiMaggio would let me snatch his onscreen anal virginity, but in the magical “What Would You Do” world where anything could happen, I’d march him down to MEN.COM headquarters and […]
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Do You Think zac1988 Would Mind If A Religion Sprung Up Around Him?
All we really need is a place to meet, some sort of altar for him to lie upon, and a collection basket full of lube. Look at zac1988! He’s a Manhunt member from Salt Lake City, Utah and he’s tappable as fuck! Wait, Salt Lake […]
Quickie: Will Higginson
There are a small percentage of men who can fully pull off a tank top. Model Will Higginson is one of those men. He’s a British model. Besides being the ultimate tank top model, Higginson is leading the charge in what should be called “eyebrow […]
The Locker Room: Jacoby Ellsbury
Bet you cocksluts didn’t know that Taylor Lautner played for OUR team. It’s true.When he’s not making shitty movies, he’s here in Boston putting on cleats and taking the field. Ok, that’s really Jacoby Ellsbury. He’s like Taylor Lautner at center field but hotter and […]
Quickie: Josh Monrad
Most of you are going to love Josh Monrad. The rest of you are going to wonder why we’re posting another hairless gym bunny with carefully manicured eyebrows. Either way, this doesn’t change the fact that Josh Monrad is fucking beautiful. And he should never […]
Twink Tank: Chris
Brace yourselves, because you’re about to see Zac Efron‘s hard cock! Well, it’s actually just Chris from Island Studs. But, um, close enough? All you need to do is put him in the doggystyle position, and then you can live out your fantasies of singing […]
Have You Ever: Had Your Body Waxed?
Where do you fall in the great “to wax or not to wax” debate? While some consider it a necessary evil, others believe that it’s an emasculating practice which downplays a man’s natural sexiness. However, even the most pro-hair members of our community have been […]
Plucky Students Suspended by Principal
Fifteen male high school students in Matamoros, Mexico were suspended for plucking their eyebrows. The principal, RubĂ©n Reyes Urbina, blasted that fashionable practice because it is "unique to women or youth with a homosexual tendency." Not only is this grossly homophobic and inhumane, it sets […]