Oscar Isaac is one of those hard-working actors that puts his time in, pays his dues, and gets the lead in a Coen Bros. movie. He plays the role of a fictional ’60s folk singer in Inside Llewyn Davis. He’s got these big sad eyes […]
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The Locker Room: Yoann Miguel Gourcuf
Those eyes! Hazel and green and guaranteed to hypnotize you into ripping your clothes off and pouncing on Yoann Miguel Gourcuf‘s cock like something rabid! Gourcuf is French, and plays football (the foreign kind which is actually soccer) for the Olympique Lyonnais club. That sounds […]
Should Tyler Hoechlin Be The Next Batman?
Didn’t Bruce Wayne just wrap up his super-heroing career by faking his death and going to dine al fresco with Anne Hathaway in Italy? Teen Wolf’s Tyler Hoechlin is reportedly in line to be the next Batman. They’re already rebooting? SOMEONE WRITE SOMETHING ORIGINAL. And […]
The Locker Room: Kayne Lawton
Kayne Lawton is an Australian rugby player who plays for the Gold Coast Titans. I know this because his Wikipedia entry was checked. I check Wikipedia for two reasons. The first being that I don’t know dick about sports so there’s a need to relay […]
This Week’s TV Crush: Parker Young
I don’t watch Suburgatory. I know Jeremy Sisto’s in it, and he’s stocky hot. Otherwise, it means little to me. I hope I didn’t miss this Parker Young dude rebelling against ABC’s Standards & Practices Dept. by twirling his cock or something. He did an […]
Underwear Drawer: PUMP!
Whoever is in charge of model selection over at the PUMP! company needs a damn medal! This is Warren. Is anyone else thinking incredibly sleazy thoughts while looking at these pictures of his gorgeous bod packed into PUMP!’s underwear? There’s a GRIP of pics posted, […]
Happy Birthday, Cheyenne Jackson!
We had no idea he had such thighs of death. Today is Broadway veteran and 30 Rock actor Cheyenne Jackson’s birthday! He’s 36. Truth be told – we care about his birthday because he’s hot. And because he’ll be the first person to punch Tracy […]
Quickie: Julian Murmann
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Julian Murmann is straight and found our comments to be disgusting, obscene and ridiculous. Therefore, we have removed his pictures from this post.]
Michael Gstoettner: Top Model With A Top Body
We’re not sure how to pronounce his last name, but it matters very little seeing as how he’s a gorgeous male model in his underwear. Michael Gstoettner has one of those seriously striking profiles. He looks like he should be the guy the wife is […]
Quickie: Andres Sanchez
Excuse me for a moment while I catch my breath. Andres Sanchez is literally one of the most stunning men I’ve seen in a long time. After making such a grand statement, I’m well aware that some bitches are going to comment that “he’s not […]