Please excuse me while we go flog ourselves for not writing a Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post about Jessy Ares before today. It’s not like we didn’t have the opportunity before! This year alone, he made our butts scream “Get Inside Me Now” in especially hot […]
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Celebrity Skin: Tyler Labine’s Dick & Ass
Tyler Labine isn’t your typical Hollywood hunk, but he’s a big teddy bear type who’s popular within certain corners of the gay community. I tortured myself a few months ago by sitting through a few episodes of Animal Practice, and beyond the monkey and Betsy […]
Dolan Wolf Takes It Deep.
Dolan Wolf seems like the kind of guy who’d never turn down a sexual challenge. The world’s biggest schlong could be swinging right before his eyes, and we imagine that he’d just shrug, take a deep breath and swallow it down to the base like […]
In Which Tony Paradise Loses His Butt Virginity To Colby Jansen & I Regain Faith In Humanity…
In an ideal world, every single gay-for-pay porn star in existence would lose his ass virginity to Colby Jansen. You really can’t help but adore the mischievous grin plastered on his face, as soon as he hears that Tony Paradise is going to jail and […]
Do You Have Any Tattoos?
This is my feeble attempt to learn more about you and get you talking in the comments section. Is it working yet? Just to be clear, I’m genuinely interested in hearing about your tattoos and what they mean to you! I’m just nervous that, given […]
Beard Me Now: Samuel De Sagas
Say hello to my new crush, Samuel De Sagas! I spotted him last week on Sissydude, and now we’re deeply in love and planning our wedding… Or, more accurately, I am stalking him on Instagram and jerking off to the thought of cumming on his […]
Woof Alert: Rico Vega
Rico Vega is a hot piece of hairy cub ass. I haven’t seen him prior to this clip from Stocky Dudes, but I’ll tell you one thing—he’s not helping with my unquenchable desire to pound some butt. Seriously, that hairy hole is killing me! It’s […]
Jessy Ares & Justin King: A Hirsute Gay Porn Pairing That’s Better Than I Could Have Ever Possibly Imagined
Well, fuck me gently with a super-sized Three Bumps For Your Rump Anal Plug and call me a doctor when you’re done! It looks like I might have to retract my statement about Josh Long and Jimmy Fanz being “2013’s Most Aesthetically Pleasing Scene Partners“. […]
Three’s Company: David Anthony, Hunter Marx & Jessie Colter
Drop everything else and pick up your dick! There’s a threeway that demands your masturbational attention, and you should be watching it and touching yourself as soon as humanly possible. Let me ask, do the names David Anthony, Hunter Marx and Jessie Colter mean anything […]
Flipping Out: Drake Jaden & Matt Stevens
Well, I know what I’ll be jerking off to tonight! You simply can’t go wrong with two hairy, muscular brutes fucking one another in a locker room, and that’s especially true when we’re talking about Drake Jaden and gay porn newcomer Matt Stevens. These manly […]