Shortly after discovering that you can use the internet to find porn, my next greatest discovery was COLT Studio Group model Pete Kuzak. Next to
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Woof Alert: Max Blake
Max Blake certainly isn't your average bear. This straight hunk has an alternative edge, proudly rocking his tattoos, piercings and unique facial hair. Add his beefy bod to the equation, and you've got one hell of a fine specimen. Oh, the things I'd do to that […]
Woof Alert: Andy S.
We're keeping it classy for this week's Woof Alert, so unfortunately you won't be seeing any penis this week. We know, we know… It's not as if we had any choice in this matter! Quite honestly, I'd love to see Texan model Andy's junk, but it's […]
iPhone Wars: Fourway Battle of The Hairy Chests
It's time for another iPhone War! Last week, three anonymous asses competed for your admiration, but this time you actually get to see the contestants' faces. As thrilling as this news is, we'd prefer that you hold your excitement for the comments section. Or at […]
Woof Alert: Matthew Ford
You may recall that I’m Girth Brooks, Conner Habib. Apparently the flick is
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Astroboi
What's with these porn stars who only have one name? Who do they think they are–Madonna? Today's Cock-A-Doodle Do Me entry will be focusing on a hot Australian guy named Astroboi. I have this vague feeling that he's a sidekick to last week's
Woof Alert: Aaron
Who ever said that a balding man can't be attractive? Some guys grow old with a full head of hair and others don't. It's just the way nature works, so get the fuck over it. If a guy has a decent face and a sexy […]
iPhone Wars: Fourway Battle of The Four-Eyed Fellas
I don't know about you, but I love a man who proudly rocks his spectacles. That's why this week's edition of iPhone Wars is exclusively dedicated to men wearing glasses. And in case you haven't figured it out by now, it's another four-way battle! Because ore options equals […]
Woof Alert: Cesar
Have you ever seen a man so adorable that you immediately think of marriage? Cesar is a hairy lad from Buenos Aires, and in case you're wondering… I'd put a ring on it. If the picture above isn't enough to convince you that he's "HusBear" material, just […]
Quickie: Jim Carrey Celebrates NovemBeard
Is it wrong that I think Jim Carrey is epically sexier with a beard? I've never thought he was unattractive, but I haven't ever considered him particularly boner-worthy. Perhaps it's just the picture, but he's got this whole "fuck me now" lumberjack thing going on. […]