It occurred to me that I really want to have sex with Drake, shortly after reading every precious word of Dayna Evans‘ “Three Years of Gchats Trying to Convince My Best Friend to Like Drake“. Admittedly, this coincided with the release of the hip-hop star’s […]
You know how I joked about starting a series called “Party of Five” earlier this week? Well, I came to the conclusion that I had to do it once I saw Kris Evans‘ new scene with Bel Ami‘s Kinky Angels. The two-part encounter starts off […]
Imagine living in a world where you could have Paddy O’Brian‘s dick in your face whenever you wanted it. All it would cost is $10 a month. You could cancel your dick subscription at any time, but if you stuck with it, you’d get that […]
Better yet, why bother imagining when you can just see pictures (and watch video footage) of this guy with cum on his forehead? He’s cute! Not quite as cute as the man widely recognized as “the hottest guy” ever seduced on Czech Hunter, but he’s […]
Urgent matter to my masturbatory needs! Are Matthew Mason and Kayden Gray actually flip-fucking in this scene from Lucas Entertainment‘s Bangers & Ass? We all know that Matthew is a huge bottom who’s been known to flip on occasion. Gay porn newcomer Kayden hasn’t really […]
Nothing can keep a man who likes video games away from his video games. I learned this the hard way, but of course, when my college boyfriend took up World of Warcraft as a hobby. I’d be lying in bed completely naked, stroking my cock […]
Well, this is a surprising development! I was going to keep the Manhunt Daily Twerking Contest open all summer long, even though Manhunt member Cocokirby was a clear frontrunner in the race. Unfortunately, it appears that I’ve been thrown a curve ball. Gay porn mogul Jake Cruise popped […]
My hole is STILL sore from getting stuffed by all five Backstreet Boys over the weekend, but I was NOT going to say “no” when One Direction‘s manager called me up and asked if I could meet with the boys for a private party. Now, […]
Girth Brooks not only has one of the most ridiculous names in gay porn today, but also one of the largest mushroom heads I’ve ever seen on a penis. Interestingly enough, his name was dropped on the past season of Saturday Night Live in a […]
So, geez, what’s the whole theme of COLT‘s new flick Muscle Ridge? It seems like it’s a movie about Adam Champ fucking everyone, and then they’re still so horny that they blow one another. It seems rather nonsensical that anyone could still be horny after […]
