You know Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel, the annoyingly stereotypical power-twink from Glee whose bucket list includes “become CEO of Logo” and fucket list includes “have relations on a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat”. This week’s episode found him […]
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Top or Bottom: Anderson Cooper
Despite the outpouring of support when we threatened cancellation, it appears our Top or Bottom experiment has hit a wall. You see, we’re not receiving very many submissions these days, which makes it very difficult to continue with the amateur, member-submitted theme. So what are […]
Secret Sex: Alex Trebek
Jeopardy has been on the air for so long that I’m pretty sure Alex Trebek‘s a billion years old. Actually, it’s more like seventy-one. Either way, what you need to know is that I’d bang the hell out of him. Back in the ’80s. Back […]
Trailer Trash: Captain America
We already posted the trailer for Captain America, in which Chris Evans plays the iconic Marvel superhero. However, this isn’t just an excuse to post a fake nude of the (tragically hot) actor! The studio released a second trailer for the film, including a handful […]
Would You Hit That?: Simon Cowell
No, this question isn’t a joke! If we’re being entirely honest, our past few rounds of Would You Hit That have been far too obvious. Of course most of you want to sleep with Bradley Cooper and Matt Damon! That isn’t exactly rocket science… But […]
Quickie: Fake Zachary Quinto Nude
It's been a while since we've talked about mentioned celebrity fantasy-artist Male Ero Painter. Since then, the latter has rechristened their blog as A Girl Can Dream and kicked it all off with a fake nude of the Star Trek and Heroes star. While we're […]
Woof Alert, Part Deux: Ben Cohen
We tried to do work out. Since I figured some of you horny bears, cubs, chasers and embracers were looking forward to this feature all week, I figured I'd call your attention to gay-friendly British rugby player Ben Cohen. I have a feeling that his […]
Greg Grunberg Probably Doesn’t Look Like That Naked
Greg Grunberg had big roles on Alias and Felicity, but he's primarily known as the mind-reading cop Matt Parkman from Heroes. Celebrity fantasy-art extraordinaire Male Ero Painter recently gave him a brush-job, and it's not exactly how I'd imagine him naked. I've always found Grunberg's chubbiness […]