No matter how hard he tries, Louis Tomlinson can’t escape the spectre of Larry Stylinson. This time, Larry the “ship” name fans concocted for Louis and bandmate Harry Styles during One Direction’s era as the biggest boyband in existence – has reared its head once […]
Tag: fan fiction
I Drank Scotch With Nick Offerman (And He Ate My Asshole)
Lea Michele’s “Cannonball” is playing. It is just starting to rain outside. I haven’t left my bed for a week. After you’ve closed the door on filthy, no-rules, aggressive sex with a Twitter comedian, you begin to wonder if you can ever truly fly—fly, like […]
Dreaming of Channing: An Erotic Love Story
George Clooney‘s butthole is pulsating wildly. The 51 year-old actor is sitting in his Los Angeles mansion, and out of nowhere he hears a soft but urgent whisper—“Chaaaaaaanning! Oh, Channing!” He looks over to the left. He looks over to the right. Oops! There goes […]
Drawn To You: Kamui Jack
We’re easing you in gently with this boned-up hitchhiker. Quite frankly, some of the artwork in Kamui Jack‘s portfolio will elicit a giant WTF reaction from all you so-called “normal” folks out there. Having said that, if you’d be into the idea of Wolverine getting […]
Drawn To You: RYLD
Though it may appear otherwise, the drawings of RYLD are more than your average toon-porn. Yes, there are absurdly gargantuan penises. Yes, there are beloved characters performing unspeakably gay acts. However, there's also an extreme sense of technique and skill. You may believe that comic-book […]