We’re easing you in gently with this boned-up hitchhiker. Quite frankly, some of the artwork in Kamui Jack‘s portfolio will elicit a giant WTF reaction from all you so-called “normal” folks out there. Having said that, if you’d be into the idea of Wolverine getting […]
Tag: fantasy
Drawn To You: Maurice Vellekoop’s ABC Book
Screw apples and zebras! They were great for teaching us the alphabet back in the day, but we’re going straight gaily forward to Maurice Vellekoop‘s ABC Book if we ever need a refresher course. The 1997 publication will ruin your childhood in the best way […]
Morgan Black & Kyle King Are “Jocks In Jocks”
We’re a little obsessed with Kyle King. You probably could have figured that out by the way we gushed over his scenes with Shay Michaels and Dean Monroe. Or the way we cried silently in a corner when we realized he won’t be appearing on […]
It Happened On Manhunt: I Fucked My History Teacher
It’s been a while since our last installment of It Happened On Manhunt. In the event that you haven’t heard, we’re giving out extra-special prizes for this month’s submissions. So far we’ve received two. If you’re curious about owning a RealTouch sex device (as seen […]
Okay, Now You’re Just Taunting Me…
I’ve come to the conclusion that Randy Blue is just fucking with my head. After writing about their ridiculously hot scene between Nicco Sky and Nick Sterling, they’ve churned out two more scenes that I simply couldn’t resist posting. What can I say? I’m a […]
Flashback Fridays: Forest Ranger Ben
It’s the middle of summer. Why are we posting pictures of some guy in long johns? Because we can! Don’t ask such questions when there’s a hairy “forest ranger” (with a retro pornstache) waiting to whip his cock out. It’s rude, especially when he went […]
In Which Francesco D’Macho Seduces The Cable Guy…
Those cable guy fantasies never really worked for me. This is largely due to the fact that I’ve never encountered a hot cable guy. It’s not like they don’t exist! I’ve heard firsthand stories about such escapades, in which a situation quickly evolved from Comcastic […]
Hunter Marx, Dirk Caber & Shay Michaels In “Sting”
Are you in the mood to watch three hairy, horny fuckers in some threeway action? Yes! The answer to that question should be “yes”. Considering one of the aforementioned horny fuckers is Hunter Marx (pictured above), we’re not sure how you could possibly resist! We […]
Have You Ever: Been On Your Knees For Several Men?
Bukkake: a group sex act portrayed in pornographic films, in which several men take turns ejaculating on a man or woman. That’s the definition according to Wikipedia, though the article seems to treat it as if it’s something that doesn’t happen in real life. Let’s […]
Adventures In Airport Security: Billy Heights & Chaz Riley
Earlier this week, we were reading a true story about a guy who was felt up by a TSA agent and enjoyed it a little more than he should have. Sitting at our desks, we thought to ourselves, “Wow, this would make for a great […]