You like Parker Hurley, right? Even though he came in last place in his round of The Ten, we know that you enjoyed him more than you’d like to admit. We saw the positive comments! We saw how much traffic his original post brought in! […]
Tag: Fashion
Obligatory Post About This David Beckham Underwear Ad
Fucking balls! Can a blogger ever get a break from writing about conventionally attractive male celebrities running around in their skivvies? It appears that the answer is a big, fat “N-O”, because soccer player David Beckham just released a new ad for his H&M underwear line. […]
Quickie: Ruben Baars
Ruben Baars has those crazy cheekbones that you usually only see on male models. This is no coincidence, because duh, he’s a male model! As you might imagine, he’s been known to dress up in clothing and stand in front of a camera, but the […]
Dolce&Gabbana’s 2013 Gym Collection Makes Us Want To Exercise Our Wrists
Fashion label Dolce&Gabbana enlisted the help of male models Adam Senn, Tomas Guarracino, Paolo Anchisi, Jae Yoo, Enrique Palacios and Elbio Bonsaglio to showcase their Spring/Summer 2013 Men’s Gym collection. Given that nearly every item in my wardrobe comes from the clearance rack, I’m in no […]
Drawn To You: Michael Sanderson
I don’t know shit about fashion, but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy Michael Sanderson‘s fashion illustrations. I mean, there’s a dinosaur on this model’s shoulder. That’s fucking awesome, no matter what he’s wearing (which, in this case, isn’t very much at all). More importantly, […]
Nicki Minaj: “Stupid Hoe”
The new Nicki Minaj video is very good! Very good in the sense that it’s aesthetically similar to a bad photo shoot on America’s Next Top Model, but I enjoyed it so haters can suck a bag of dicks at the end of this run-on […]
The Kardashians Are Useless, So This News Anchor Is A Hero
A friend of mine knows of my Kardashian loathing (those twats are worse than hydrangeas), so he sent me this piece of rad. The Kardashians don’t have enough bags of money, so they got Sears to let them design a line of fug clothing. I’m […]
Celebrity Skin: Rafael Nadal
Rafael Nadal is formerly the number one tennis player in the world. Yeah, the poor guy fell to number two. IN THE WORLD. Hi, I’m the second best tennis player in the world. That’s a big title. Big enough that Armani asks you to sell […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: Project Runway
Project Runway is back on and….zzzzzzzzz. Has it run its course? You can usually tell a show has when they get around to having an “all-star” season. Normally, Meana Garcia (I can’t claim credit for that one), the tangelo known as Michael Kors, and Heidi […]
Hot Flash: Baptiste Giabiocini
Now THAT is a name. A name fit for a poorly-lit model posing as a floppy-haired hustler hired to fulfill a “I fucked Tom Sawyer” fantasy in a dilapidated villa in Italy. Baptiste Giabiocini is known as designer Karl Lagerfeld’s “muse.” When it concerns young […]