Listen, we’re not here to judge what you’re jacking to. This photo set came to me with just the title “Cocks, Socks, and Sneaks,” and no description. But I liked the little story the photos told so much that I made it into a […]
Tag: feet
The Misophonia Test With UK Naked Men
See how long you can stand the slurping/slapping/squishing sounds before you turn it off! Misophonia is a heightened sensitivity to certain sounds or sound patterns. As Web MD puts it: Misophonia, also known as selective sound sensitivity syndrome, starts with a trigger. It’s often […]
Hardkinks Double Header
These were both good, so you’re getting two for the price of one! My favorite email so far this week was this one from HardKinks.com telling me about two recent updates, and as I’ve mentioned many times before, the scene descriptions usually make or […]
Billy Clark’s A Big Shooter With A Beer-Can Thick 7 Inch Cock
Billy Clark is a You Love Jack newcomer who’s straight, but willing to admit he’s curious enough to fool around with another man. He’s packing 7 inches cut with a mouthwatering mushroom head, and his meat is pretty much the definition of beer-can thick (though […]
Three’s Company: Zeb, Rowan & Brayden Take Turns Bottoming For Corbin Fisher
There are four gay porn threesome dynamics that automatically capture my dick’s attention—1) A top calling the shots with two hungry bottoms, 2) Anything that manages to cover the Holey Trinity of Gay Threesomes, 3) Real-life couples inviting a third to join them, and 4) […]
Twink Tank: Nathan Green’s Perfect Mushroom Head & Incredibly Fuckable Hole
Nathan Green reminds me of a younger, hotter version of Hamish Linklater from The Crazy Ones and The New Adventures of Old Christine. I have no idea if that description would appeal to anyone reading this, since the only person I’ve known to have a […]
Darius Ferdynand In The Must-See Gay Porn Solo of 2014
“Must-see” might be going overboard, but there’s something very special about Darius Ferdynand‘s “Medicine Man” solo for UK Naked Men. We’ve seen this guy getting vigorously slammed up the ass approximately 19,000 times over the past couple of years, and yet he somehow manages to […]
Quickie: Ben Howard
Model Ben Howard looks EXACTLY like a high school friend’s older brother. I crashed at my friend’s house one weekend in December, and his big bro was home from college for Christmas vacation. He acted like a goofy bastard and constantly tortured the two of […]
I’ve Never Done This Before: Dean Skye’s Bottoming Debut
It took them a year and a half, but Randy Blue finally got Dean Skye to give up his fine, furry ass. You might recall that he first appeared on the site in a May 2012 solo, following that up with hardcore scenes alongside (or, […]
Hot or Not: Getting Your Feet Licked
I’m on the fence with this Hot or Not topic! As someone who’s extremely ticklish, I freak out whenever someone touches my feet. This can be the bad kind of “Haha, stop doing that, or I might ‘accidentally’ kick you in the face!” sort of […]