Director Michael Bay’s latest jerking off over robots drops today. To give some credit, every review I’ve read of Transformers: This One’s Good, We Swear says that the last hour is an incredible achievement in 3-D technology and action sequences. So yeah, being a nerd, […]
Tag: Fergie
Aural Only: Black Eyed Peas
Leave it to will.i.am and Fergie to figure out the most annoying way to assault our eardrums. On the latest single by The Black Eyed Peas, the so-called “hip-hop” group laces a throbbing electro beat with the Dirty Dancing track “(I’ve Had) The Time of […]
Aural Only: David Guetta
We've consistently had requests to add two songs to our
Aural Only: Black Eyed Peas
Who do the Black Eyed Peas think they fucking are–Michael Jackson? I wouldn't even care if the double video for "Imma Be" and "Rock That Body" was the next "Thriller" on a cinematical level. It's still not enough for me to sit through ten minutes […]
Would You Hit That?: Josh Duhamel
Critics have been slamming Josh Duhamel's latest flick with Kristen Bell, with such ringing endorsements as "far worse than anyone could have anticipated". Did you expect much more from a movie with such a lame premise? Let's talk about something that's actually interesting. For example, would […]
I’m In Love With A Stripper (And His Name Is Josh Duhamel)
Did you know that actor Josh Duhamel knows how to work the pole? The stripper pole, that is. Him and his wife Fergie received the exercise pole as a wedding present, but he was recently quoted saying that he spends more time on it than […]
Will.i.am Vs. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
It all began at Canada's MuchMusic Awards. Black Eyed Peas member Fergie approached He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named to inquire why he was such a wanker, and his catty response just happened to hurt her feelings. In defense of his band-mate, will.i.am rolls up to the gossip blogger and confronts […]
Album Review: The E.N.D. by Black Eyed Peas
Have you ever passed by a loud club after a tough day of work and cringed at the thought of entering? That's kind of what the new Black Eyed Peas album is like. It's a little too much party for one album without enough substance […]
Get Excited Theater Queens…’Nine’ Trailer Debuts
The trailer for the film adaptation of Tony award-winner Nine has debuted on the net today, and thousands of theater gays are collectively shooting their loads as I type. The film features an all-star cast of Daniel Day-Lewis, Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, Judi Dench, Marion […]
Aural Only: Black Eyed Peas
Love them or hate them, the Black Eyed Peas' new song "Boom Boom Pow" won't be going anywhere for a while. The video premiered this weekend, chock full of product placement for the HP Touchsmart. It also serves as a decent reminder that there are other […]