Yes, the 2014 Winter Olympics are being held in a country where gay people are slightly more welcome than smallpox. There’s no way to change it. Because the Olympics are revenue for a lot of people, and there’s no way bitches are going to choose […]
Tag: figure skating
Would You Hit That?: Evan Lysacek
The season finale of Dancing With The Stars airs tonight! While you may not give a damn about who wins this celebrity-fueled reality series, you probably have some opinions about top three finalist Evan Lysacek. And when I say opinions, I'm basically asking if you'd put […]
When Figure Skating Becomes Str8-Acting
Oh no! Within the past decade, ratings for Canadian figure skating are down 30%. What are they planning on doing to restore the sport to its former glory? Apparently, the solution is to get more men to tune in. Skate Canada basically wants to turn the […]
Tonya Harding Responds to President Obama
Fifteen years have passed since the incident which many refer to as "the great knee whacking." Tonya Harding would like to be remembered for her above average athletic ability which made her the first American woman to land a Triple Axle in competition. But whether […]