In case you were not aware, the apocalyptic comedy This Is The End was extremely homoerotic. Both friends and readers alike had written to me about the film’s various plot devices, and I thought they were bullshitting me until I heard the same things from […]
As the headline above suggests, here’s the trailer for the new biopic, Diana, starring Naomi Watts: Isn’t it exciting? I mean, this one, it’s got everything: big budget sets, hair, cars, paparazzi montages, jewels, servants, titles, stern men in suits, shopping… And frankly, how long […]
Holy scrotum! I’m still sort of reeling from the e-mail I just received about the new apocalyptic flick This Is The End. It’s not considerably surprising to hear that the film is super, super gay—James Franco is involved after all—but I didn’t think they’d take […]
While the US ranks seventh in the world when it comes to homicide (placing us only behind such organized crime-riddled, psychopath-ruled countries as Russia, Colombia, South Africa, Mexico, Brazil and the, one must assume, frustratingly-cramped India), it’s not actually a totally awful place to be […]
The theme of Lana Del Rey‘s “Young and Beautiful” has been covered by greater artists over the years. “Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful?” she asks over a lush composition, and you’d like to think that would just make […]
When Jake Deckard announced in a video interview last week that he was retiring from porn I wept at the thought that I’d never again get to see his perfect, perfect ass thrusting around on camera. And then I decided to call him, to see […]
The Wolverine is a film about Hugh Jackman starving himself to look like this, growing a beard, running around shirtless and hitting people in the face. There are likely some other plot points involved, but is anyone under the delusion that the actual plot matters? […]
The Oscars are coming up on Sunday, which is the kind of thing that I normally get at least a little bit excited about. This year it’s proving kind of difficult, though! Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy, is for some reason hosting, and most […]
As far as I’m concerned, James Franco is so obsessed with gay people that he must be straight. It never even occurred to me there’d be “rumors” about his sexuality, because I thought the world had a common understanding that he’s just a dude who’s […]
This couldn’t be anymore delicious. This could be Belgian chocolate wrapped in prosciutto wrapped in a blowjob and it still wouldn’t be as delicious. A paparazzi photographer happened (unless one of Efron’s enemies blew up his cell) to be strolling through the West Village in […]
