As much as I have my geeky tendencies, I’ve never been one to follow or ever consider attending Comic-Con. Perhaps I’m not dedicated enough, as I’d prefer the casual geek lifestyle to ultimate fanboy status. There are few things I obsess over that don’t have balls attached […]
Tag: Film
Geek Out: Chris Hemsworth As Thor
Behold the first image of actor Chris Hemsworth as Thor. Well, it’s not technically the first image from the film, but it’s the first one that gave me a half-boner. I mean, do you see those arms? He doesn’t even need Mjolnir, because he could […]
Secret Sex: Jesse Eisenberg
Jesse Eisenberg is primarily known for his roles in films like Adventureland and The Squid and the Whale, but his profile’s sure to rise after the premiere of The Social Network. He’ll be playing the part of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, in a dramatic tale […]
Natasha Lyonne + Peaches Christ? Yes Please!
Some concepts are so weird that they have to work. With that said, I’m pretty sure the directorial debut of Joshua Grannell (aka Peaches Christ) will easily become my new favorite movie. The flick is called All About Evil, and it stars Natasha Lyonne as a […]
Chris Evans Naked On Set
Remember that time that actor Chris Evans got fucked on camera for the first time? It was so awesome watching him take two dicks in each end, and the poolside locale made it even hotter. Seriously, I wish I had been there when they were […]
Could “Easy A” Be The New Mean Girls?
– Remember back in 2004 when you couldn’t go anywhere without someone quoting a line from Mean Girls? Brace yourselves for a similar situation, because Easy A will be making its debut on September 17th. The film stars Emma Stone as a student who fakes […]
Would You Hit That?: Peter Facinelli
You can probably figure out the topic matter of tomorrow’s Who Would You Rather post. Here’s a hint: It involves werewolves and vampires, yet it has nothing to do with True Blood. And if that isn’t enough to give away the answer, just take a […]
Secret Sex: Kevin James
In regards to our Secret Sex column, I’ve tried to avoid featuring too many men of the bearish variety. And why would I ever do such a thing? Because I don’t want anyone to get the idea that lusting after men with extra padding is […]
Neil Patrick Harris Stars In “Smurfs: An XXX Parody”
The last time someone told me to prepare myself for something big and magical, they weren’t talking about tiny blue dudes in white caps! Neil Patrick Harris has just unveiled the first teaser trailer for The Smurfs, a 3-D update of the popular 1980s cartoon. […]
Would You Hit That?: Josh Brolin
This weekend marks the arrival of Jonah Hex. Given that the majority of the film’s publicity has revolved around Megan Fox‘s waistline, we’ve nearly forgotten about the movie’s plot or premise. Apparently, some guy named Josh Brolin is starring as the title character. The actor […]