John Polly is right! Gays ruin everything. To demonstrate this point, I’m going to spoil this post about John Polly’s hilarious (and accurate) “Gays Ruin Everthing” by talking about how much I want to finger-bang John Polly. The answer is a lot, and I just […]
Enrique Iglesias owes me some DICK! That hot motherfucker came over to my house last night straight up BEGGING Ms. Boulangerié Knowles to finger-fuck his man coochie and hit ALL his sweet spots, and you know what I said to him? Hell FUCKING yes! He […]
Don Chooi is an Auckland-based artist who creates erotic drawings for admirers of big, hairy men. He has an annual tradition of depicting Santa Claus as a hulking muscle bear, slutting it up in a variety of saucy pin-up poses, and it should be noted […]
If you’ve watched a decent amount of bisexual porn, then you’re probably familiar with those scenes where the female performers come off as a third wheel. I’ve written about this phenomenon in the past, and it doesn’t look like it’s going away any time soon. […]
Believe it or not, there's an art to finger-banging. It may seem like it's all elementary–"Just stick your finger in the hole and move it around"–but there's so much more you need to consider, and it's not something that just comes naturally to everyone. Here […]
How do you make a video of two guys suggestively wrestling even gayer? Set their feud to the sweet sounds of "Oochie Wally" by QB's Finest. There's nothing better than dry-humping to lyrics about "gutting coochies", eh? Except for maybe bending both of these boys […]
