In our second installment of our “Who Doesn’t Love [insert porn genre here] Porn?” series, we’ve cum to firefighters! Firefighters are the sexiest. You could be Quasimodo the bell-ringer with a button dick and I would probably still fuck you if you were a firefighter. […]
Oooo, IconMale, you saucy minx! We see you playing with metaphor! Brandon Wilde’s hot fratboy ass stuck in a fire, and firefighter daddy Rodney Steele rescues him. It’s SUCH a metaphor for a sexual awakening. A dousing of passion with jizz! I hear crickets. Honestly, […]
For those of you keeping track at home, Luke Adams has given up his tight bubble butt for Dirk Caber, Markie More, Donnie Dean, Leo Sweetwood, Paul Wagner, Colby Keller, Ray Han and, well, that’s just the tip of the (dick-shaped) iceberg. Basically, his hole […]
Dan Broughton reminds me of Jake Bolton, in the sense that he’s got one of those faces you just never get tired of staring at. It might be presumptuous to say he’s your “new” gay porn crush, because you may have already enjoyed his extensive […]
Stop everything you’re doing! I just had a feeling. Even a professional smut peddler like me can’t help getting emotional over the brave men and women who risk their lives on a daily basis to protect others. The 2014 Midwest Firefighters Calender is, indeed, full […]
JC Salter is a fitness model and All-American Guy who plans to become a firefighter! If it was legal, I would be the world’s horniest pyromanoiac! I’d be setting fire to things left and right. And then when he showed up, I’d pounce on his […]
Someone is bound to look at this post and come up with some reason why Jay, an amateur model for The Guy Site, can’t possibly be a real-life firefighter. Whatever, sluts! It doesn’t change the fact that—a) He’s stripping out of a uniform that looks “real” […]
Dewitt likes things like cock, and kitties, and beefy, bearded gentlemen and rainbows and big hairy muscle asses. And booze! And I assume he likes firefighters. Cuz’ everyone likes firefighters. If you don’t like firefighters, you should just leave. He’s really going to like this […]
(Sorry about the pic. It’s a teeny video.) This vid increased my desire to disguise myself as a Dalmation and infiltrate a firehouse to become a fuckmascot. Two members of Sauk Centre, Minnesota’s Volunteer Fire Department were at a St. Patrick’s Day parade. They were […]
I was on a mission for Manhunt in NYC for New Year’s Eve, and shit was RIGOROUS. I was in a crowd of a 1,000,000+ people and I swear I inadvertently had anal sex four times and didn’t even know it. That was a joke, […]
