In our second installment of our “Who Doesn’t Love [insert porn genre here] Porn?” series, we’ve cum to firefighters! Firefighters are the sexiest. You could be Quasimodo the bell-ringer with a button dick and I would probably still fuck you if you were a firefighter. […]
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Is Luke Adams The Hottest Cock Slut of 2014?
For those of you keeping track at home, Luke Adams has given up his tight bubble butt for Dirk Caber, Markie More, Donnie Dean, Leo Sweetwood, Paul Wagner, Colby Keller, Ray Han and, well, that’s just the tip of the (dick-shaped) iceberg. Basically, his hole […]
Meet The Men of The 2014 Midwest Firefighters Calendar
Stop everything you’re doing! I just had a feeling. Even a professional smut peddler like me can’t help getting emotional over the brave men and women who risk their lives on a daily basis to protect others. The 2014 Midwest Firefighters Calender is, indeed, full […]
Testicular Cancer Is No Joke (And Neither Are A Bunch Of Fire Fighters Examining Their Testicles Together)
Before we cheapen a long-form PSA for testicular cancer awareness with our animal lust for firemen, please note that testicular cancer is the most common cancer affecting young men, and it is responsible for 10% of all cancer deaths in men aged 15-35. According to […]
Happy New Year, Here’s Some Shirtless Firefighters!
I was on a mission for Manhunt in NYC for New Year’s Eve, and shit was RIGOROUS. I was in a crowd of a 1,000,000+ people and I swear I inadvertently had anal sex four times and didn’t even know it. That was a joke, […]