LOL, if Adele weren’t too busy eating trucks full of cronuts, reapplying her lipstick and shoving all her Grammy awards in her vagina, then maybe she would be able to turn it out and deliver an emotionally groundbreaking song like Rebecca Ferguson‘s flaw-free new single […]
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If Solange Knowles Had A Dick, I Would Deepthroat It FOREVER!
My name is Dewitt, and I would stick Solange Knowles‘ penis in my butt (if she had one). It has recently come to my attention that my devotion to the other Knowles sister exceeds the inappropriate fandom of Boulangerié Knowles, Gay Evan, Gay Skylar, Gay […]