It’s always a joy to take two weeks of gorgeous men and try to cram them into five new slots on The Ten, but I guess that’s what I get for trying to take a vacation like a normal person! Today, we’re picking up where […]
Tag: football players
The Locker Room: The Hottest Male Athletes of 2013
In 2013, nudity lead to major popularity in The Locker Room. Whether the athlete in question was naked on purpose or caught in the act, more than half of these posts were dedicated to bare jock flesh on display. Hell, even one of the guys […]
Riddick Stone Is Riddick-ulously Attractive.
I’m guessing his name is a reference to Vin Diesel. Whatever the case, Next Door Male struck gold with their latest discovery Riddick Stone. The former football player comes equipped with a solid physique, a light coating of dark fur, a downright beautiful muscle butt, […]
The Locker Room: Jake Butt
Witness that perfect moment when someone’s name is so appropriate, so right, that it’s like every tumbler and clockwork cog in the universe clicked into place and all has been revealed to us. Yes, Jake Butt’s position on the University of Michigan’s football team is […]
Caption This: Football Bottom
This is an animated image of a football player in a jockstrap, helmet, cleats and some other athletic gear. His ankles are thrown into the air, as he strokes his cock, stuffs a large dildo up his ass and (presumably) moans in pure ecstasy. In […]
Colin Kaepernick Sexin’ Up GQ
It’s just dandy how GQ‘s initials have gone from standing for “Gentlemen’s Quarterly” to meaning “(For) Gays and Queers” cuz’ below is their cover for September. San Francisco 49er and Superbowl champ Colin Kaepernick is a pro jock who is very comfortable with his shiny, […]
The Locker Room: Johnny Football
Johnny Manziel (aka “Johnny Football”, his nickname since high school in Texas) is the first freshman to win the Heisman Trophy. He’s 20, and your typical frat boy who blew up as a college athlete and is now an over-his-head douche. One of those shirtless […]
HELP! My Butthole Is Boycotting The Football Fuckdown Series.
I am hopping mad with rage! Earlier in the week, it was brought to my attention that MEN.COM has a new erotic series entitled “Football Fuckdown“. The three short films star the number one man I want buried deep inside of me, Colby Jansen, as […]
Three’s Company: Johnny Rapid, Colby Jansen & Ryan Rockford
I’m a sucker for a good coach/player fantasy. So far this year, I’ve been sent into an erotic frenzy watching Ian Levine blow Kellan Parker‘s whistle, Coach Fokker bottom for his whole team, Bubba tell his coach about his “pussy”, Coach Bronson‘s changing stall surprise […]
Blog Love: Devil Of The Day
If you are into the beefy types on Manhunt (here’s an example) with the barrel chests, tree trunk thighs, and round, rock-solid asses – we’ve found your new favorite blog! Pics from Devil of the Day kept popping up on our online stomping grounds. After […]