It’s interesting that French model Lauric Reynes-Bentata’s first name is “Lauric”. Drop the “L” and it’s “auric”. And “auric” means “of, relating to, derived from, or containing gold”. And that…wait, fuck, he’s painted silver. Nevermind. Thought I was on to something there. Lauric’s got his […]
Tag: French
Obligatory Post About The 2012 Dieux Du Stade Calendar
This is my not-so-secret evil plan to put J. Harvey‘s Hot Rugger series to shame. Behold, a collection of 38 images from the 2012 Dieux du Stade calendar! They’re in gallery form (which I know some of you don’t like), so I apologize that you […]
Hot Flash: Arthus & Nico
When two guys are deeply in love, it makes their nude photos less erotic and more romantic. Then again, we’re sure there’s some of you who will find these really hot. Arthus and Nico are a French couple who share their life with the general […]
Quickie: Matthieu Charneau
Tom of Finland. That’s the first thing you’ll think of when you see these pictures of Matthieu Charneau. Well, on second thought, you might not be able to think at all when you see these pictures of the this guy. All of your blood will […]
Have You Ever: Not Made It To The Bedroom?
Immediately after typing the title of this post, we realized it could easily be misread as “Have You Ever: Not Made It To The Bathroom”. In case you’re worried, we promise today’s entry tackles a much sexier topic. So let’s cut right to it! Have […]
Aural Only: Anoraak
For all the shit I talk about Ke$ha and Katy Perry, some folks have been curious about my actual taste in music. Lately, I haven’t been listening to much beyond Anoraak‘s debut full-length Wherever The Sun Sets. Whenever I’m having a rough day, this album […]
Must Watch: Allan Theo Naked
Who is Allan Theo you ask? He’s a 38-year-old French singer who apparently fell off the face of the earth in the 90s. Well, he’s back and has a new bad boy image. Why should you care about some French singer? Because he gets naked […]
Drawn To You: Marco-Paulo
The men in Parisian artist Marco-Paulo‘s drawings are familiar faces. From James Ratliff to Logan McCree, you’ve probably seen these guys plastered all over the internet. But you’ve never seen them like this! Well, provided that you haven’t seen Marco-Paulo’s work before… These images are […]
Drawn To You: Jordan Samper
If giant veiny cocks aren’t what you’d consider “artistic”, perhaps you should check out the work of French painter Jordan Samper. His portraiture leans towards a more photorealistic approach, as he depicts his subjects in a warm and welcoming fashion. The pieces don’t often tread […]
Everything Butt: Jérôme
French photo duo Exterface added a splash of color to their latest photo shoot "STUD!". It's kind of like a rainbow splooged all over the series. Oddly enough, this doesn't seem out of the realm of possibilities, considering that the featured model has some pretty fine, […]