It takes a brave man to leap off a cliff. Or eat a creampie. Elliott and Liam are brave. You could not get me to leap off a cliff. I don’t care how deep the water is next to that cliff. You don’t know when […]
Tag: fucking
Nameless Bakery Employees Bake Bread And Fuck
I found a pubic hair in my croissant. But I don’t care. I watched how it got there and it was hot. Here’s two anonymous fit lads pretending that they’re working in a bakery for Rawfuck. They get tired of kneading and pounding all that […]
We Got A Better Blowjob
Remember last week when I was bitching and moaning about how the blowjob in this scene from Bad Puppy was sub-standard? Well, Austin Wilde must have read my mind (I realize this scene was probably shot before my post but work with me here)! Guys […]
Twink Time: Hot Young Seaman
Get it? Lately, I’ve been blogging about the seasoned porn performers. These are the ones who’ve been to the sex rodeo more than a few times. These are the expert cocksmen with the jacked muscles and striking tattoos. The ones who exist to wring pleasure […]
Damien Brook’s Jockstrapped Ass Gets Stuffed By Russ Magnus
Mr. Brooks, is your porn name spelled with an “e” or an “a?” Does anyone feel that a scene is immeasurably hotter when a jockstrap frames the ass in question? That innocuous little garment cupping a guy’s junk and serving up his butt somehow makes […]
A Mixed Message From Hardkinks
Wait, so am I supposed to let sexy strangers into my house or not? Knock, Knock starring Keanu Reeves was in the theaters for about 3 seconds. I’m sure you’ll see it floating around the Netflix netherverse at some point. Keanu plays a married guy […]
A Fleshy Five-Way From Lucas Entertainment
Dogpile on Zander! There is so much going on in Lucas Entertainment’s latest orgy scene that I barely knew where to look. Moans and groans permeate the air as cocks slam into buttholes, tongues lap at dicks, and pelvises go SLAP SLAP SLAP on buttcheeks. […]
Reality Dudes Is On Sale! (Hope You Like Bananas)
Reality Dudes, the site featuring horny frat boys in their horny frat house doing what you imagine horny frat boys do to each other, is on sale for 17.99 a month! That’s a lot of slutty fraternity dudes tormenting their naive (and hot-bodied) young pledges […]
Next Door Buddies Asks “Are We Gay?”
Probably. I have to give Next Door Buddies some credit. Despite the eye-rolling set-up and stilted acting, I got into the whole neophyte homosexual awakening schtick of Are We Gay? (LOL @ that title). Perhaps it’s because it reminded me of my first time. Newbies […]
Does Sean From Sean Cody Have A Big Dick?
All signs point to “yes.” Sean Cody’s Grayson has heard that Sean has a big dick. “Yes, I do!” Sean confirms. If only the rest of life could be so free of ambiguity! I know my predecessor and blogging idol Tyler has felt some ambivalence […]