ITEM – Hollywood is tough. You start off as an openly gay actor, then you land some big movie roles, and the execs try to stuff your ass back in closet. Luke Evans stars in Immortals (it opens today, looks ridic but pretty like all […]
Tag: Gay Ass Gossip
Gay Ass Gossip: Are Jonathan Groff And..NEVERMIND THAT – PENIS!
Note – before you skip over this post because you despise celeb gossip, you should know that there are pics of Jonathan Groff’s dick after the jump. We repeat – THERE ARE SEVERAL PICS OF JONATHAN GROFF’S DICK AFTER THE JUMP. There we go. ITEM […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Justin Timberlake And Ryan Gosling Were Badass Bitches
Ugh, who cares…make out! For those of you not in the know, singer/actor Justin Timberlake and actor Ryan Gosling got their start together on The Mickey Mouse Club. Check out this pic of them, along with fellow Mouseketeers Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Man, how […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Jamie Bell Doesn’t Do Ballet Anymore, OK Brah?
ITEM – Jamie Bell was Billy Elliot. Billy Elliot wanted to be a dancer. Jamie Bell wants to make sure you don’t think he’s a “dancer”. And by “dancer” I mean “poofter”. That’s British slang for gay. I’m not being a bitch. Read part of […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Prince Harry Is Here!
ITEM – How funny is that dude behind him on the ass checkout eyeball flight path? Prince Harry has arrived in the US to do some sort of helicopter training in Arizona and California. I’d take a spin on his whirlybird. You might have felt […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Justin Theroux’s Hog Attacked By Meat
ITEM – Put your cocks away, that was just a teasing headline. Justin Theroux is the sexy bastard actor that’s currently squiring the eternally beige Jennifer Aniston around town. In a probably unrelated incident, someone came upon Justin’s BMW hog parked outside of Aniston’s NYC […]
Gay Ass Gossip: They Killed Off All My Children Today
ITEM – After 41 years on the air, ABC’s All My Children aired its last episode today. Supposedly it’s going to continue as an online web series but do we really think that’s going to succeed? The show was most famous for having spawned one […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Brad Pitt Retracts Saying Aniston Is Dull
ITEM – Let me level with you. Brad Pitt has never done it for me. I think he’s kinda….and I hate this word…meh. The only time I ever thought he was remotely “hot” was in Se7en (yes, that’s how it’s actually spelled, non-film nerds). And […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Kellan Lutz’s Roommate? Dick.
ITEM – Don’t look at us – he started it! In an interview with GQ Style Australia (we have FAR too many magazines on planet Earth), Kellan Lutz revealed that his roommate’s name is Dick. His roommate Dick has a Chihuaha named Kevin. And Lutz […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Will And Jada Shaving Those Beards?
ITEM – I’m sorry, I know – insinuating Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith are in a sham marriage is so 2007. But for reals – back in the day when he was refusing to kiss a guy while playing gay in Six Degrees of Separation….well, […]