ITEM – As if I needed an excuse NOT to start watching a show that I would NEVER watch. Ashton Kutcher has been announced as the official replacement for decaying loon Charlie Sheen on CBS’ cash cow comedy Two And A Half Men. Ashton is […]
Tag: Gay Ass Gossip
Gay Ass Gossip: Happy 50th Birthday, George Clooney!
ITEM – Don’t hate George Clooney because he’s still beautiful at 50. Today is the former Facts of Life and Roseanne (what, those were important roles!) star’s birthday. Many of these celebrities are having their faces mutilated and rat poison injected into their mugs to […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Absolutely Nothing To Do With The Royal Wedding Edition
ITEM – Alex Pettyfer is the Miss Manners of beej etiquette. In the latest issue of VMAN magazine, the I Am Number Four actor reveals that he has a tattoo right above his junk that reads “thank you.” His reasoning? “In case I forget to […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Ron Weasley Sparks Up?
ITEM – Minus 3 points for Gryffindor because this shit is disappointing for the children! Actor Rupert Grint (you know him better as Harry Potter‘s magically ginge-licious sidekick Ron Weasley) has supposedly been photographed making love to a bong at a Harry Potter wrap party. […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Hollywood Can Blow Me
ITEM – Hollywood remaking everything makes me want to punch myself in the nuts. The latest turd a’brewin’ in the bowels of Starshine City is a remake of The Crow. Argh! The first one is a pretty good, schlock-Gothy action flick. And the poor guy […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Neil Patrick Harris Is Hot
ITEM – There’s no actual item. Neil Patrick Harris is hot. And we just wanted to post a pic of him topless, in bed, and apparently engaging in some kinky activity (I don’t watch How I Met Your Mother because that guy who looks like […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Josh Hopkins Likes Cox
ITEM – David Arquette better collect his marbles and cast an eye over at his estranged wife Courtney Cox. She’s been frolicking all over the Caribbean with her Cougar Town co-star Josh Hopkins (above). David could be in trouble. While he’s going on Howard Stern […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Robert Pattinson To Be Shirtless Again
ITEM – Catch that swooning Goth tween, Robert Pattinson will be going sans top in an upcoming film. He tells EW that he’s gonna be givin’ us that thinspo for David Cronenberg‘s Cosmopolis. “I have to change my body shape quite a bit. I’m playing […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Timberlake Done With Biel, On Some Kunis
ITEM – The Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel romance is over. He’s kinda dainty and she’s one of those women who are probably really good at things like archery so it had to end sometime. JT doesn’t waste any time, so he forwarded that dick in a […]
Gay Ass Gossip: She’s Blocking My View Of Chris Evans
ITEM – Chris Evans is the Gucci hotness, and a new clip just dropped featuring him and Marilyn Manson concubine Evan Rachel Wood selling Gucci’s new smell. It’s nice to see a fashion brand that hasn’t embraced Neo-Nazism. As for the ad, you look at […]