ITEM – People named The Voice guy Adam Levine as the “Sexiest Man Alive” for 2013. Okay. He doesn’t get a “meh”, because “meh” is the worst, and there’s no arguing he’s hot… But the sexiest man alive? I’m going to need to see the […]
Tag: Gay Ass Gossip
Sexy Gay Celebrity Couple Alert: Robbie Rogers & Greg Berlanti
Robbie Rogers is an openly gay pro soccer player and media darling. Greg Berlanti is a very successful television creator and shockingly good-looking for a guy who works behind the scenes. They have joined forces as a couple who likes to dress up in police […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Jake Gyllenhaal Is Emaciated, Lost A Fistfight With His Mirror
ITEM – Jake Gyllenhaal‘s a mess. First off, he obviously saw the trailer for The Dallas Buyers Club and realized that McConaughey‘s going to get an Oscar nomination. So he stopped eating for his next film role. That wasn’t enough, so he had to get […]
Zac Efron’s Jaw Has Been Wired Shut
His agent made him do that to stop him from sucking so much dick! One of those dick-owners might blab to the tabs! That’s what you were thinking. Don’t lie! If I were Zac Efron‘s secret boyfriend (*cough* Dave Franco*cough*), I’d be pissed. That’s it […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Jeremy Renner Likes “Masculine” Women
ITEM – Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Ha. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH. Hee. *ahem* So Jeremy Renner revealed to Elle magazine that he likes em’ butch. Me too. “My girl is masculine in a lot of ways, even though she looks like a supermodel,” the […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Here’s Shia Labeouf Supposedly Fucking On Film
ITEM – Shia LaBeouf heads up the cast of the upcoming Lars Von Triers film Nymphomaniac. It’s the one with the awesome cum face posters. The film will reportedly feature some of the actors fucking for real for the camera. Just like Jake and Heath […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Jamie Dornan To Play Mommy Porn Hero
ITEM – Great, now I might actually have to expend effort to find screen caps of actor Jamie Dornan playing the 50 Shades of Grey guy. I didn’t read the book, but due to all the middle-aged women who’ve experienced a reversal of menopause after […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Various Bel Ami Models Who Are Not Lukas Ridgeston (II)
Most of you are going to break down within the next month and buy a membership to Bel Ami. In fact, you might as well just do it tonight. The highly anticipated Lukas Ridgeston comeback scenes won’t start streaming until October 23, but there are […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Did Joseph Gordon-Levitt Invent A Girlfriend To Deflect Those Gay Rumors?
ITEM – I should be slapped for that headline. I really should. It’s the gossip blogger in me. YOU WANT THEM TO READ THE POST, SO YOU CREATE A PANDERING-ASS POST TITLE! There you go, a rare look behind the scenes of “Gay Ass Gossip“. […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Zac Efron Has Reportedly Been To Rehab Twice This Year
ITEM – This goes to show that you can have a problem with addiction and still look like “Sexy” and “Hot” had a baby. Zac Efron supposedly went to rehab for cocaine after finishing filming that Neighbors mess where he looks hot enough to fry […]