ITEM – This proves my theory that if the gay icon is big enough, a homeboy can work up an erection somehow for the story alone. Cher was on Andy Cohen’s show pushing that terrible single (I’m sorry, it sucks. It sent me reeling to […]
ITEM – And we were just about to stick his ass in “The Locker Room”. New England Patriots tight end (*customary chortle at *tight end*) Aaron Hernandez will reportedly be served with an arrest warrant today on an obstruction of justice charge. This is all […]
ITEM – I will buy every product the Kraft company sells if they keep using Anderson Davis’ bod to shill dressing and mac & cheese! I’ll even buy 1000 Island and I think that tastes like dirty dick. That group of crusty hos known as One […]
ITEM – Looking for pics of Jensen Ackles has made me wonder why I never got into his show Supernatural. Is he shirtless a lot? Does he hunt ghosts in a jockstrap? If so, I’ll add it to the DVR. Jensen Ackles and wife Danneel […]
ITEM – For those of you who haven’t seen Star Trek Into Darkness yet (you should, it’s good), this bit pops up completely out of nowhere in one scene: That’s actress Alice Eve. Her occupation in the movie? Yeah, she’s not an intergalactic lingerie model […]
ITEM – I’m jealous of Jessica Simpson’s Dad. According to his ex-son-in-law Nick Lachey, whenever Nick went to sit down at Joe Simpson’s house, Joe’s hand was ready and waiting. Hot! Who needs a chair when you can just sit on Papa Joe’s hand? And […]
ITEM – Prince Harry is in our country, and that’s why you’re getting random erections that don’t seem to have any cause! Once his fiery ass (undoubtedly with ginger-furred buttcrack) lands on our shores, EVERYONE gets juicy! His presence turns your pre-cum tap to ON! […]
ITEM – In a shocking twist, this particular isn’t really gossip. I’m just trying to figure out if this picture shows that Joey Lawrence is super muscle-daddy hot, or if we should be worrying about moles with irregular edges on his body. Seriously, yes, most […]
I believe I can type with some authority that it’s been the most fucked-up week in Boston’s history. And honey, we’ve faced molasses disasters, tea dumping, stranglers, busing riots, terrorists using our airport, and having Mitt Romney for governor. It’s frightening, surreal, and I know […]
ITEM – Zac Efron and Dave Franco are shooting scenes together for a steamy video release called Townies. They play fraternity brothers who battle with the older male neighbor who lives beside their frat house. Their jock-strapped confrontations are undoubtedly rife with sexual tension. Here’s […]
