ITEM – SCANDAL! This is one way to revive a flagging career. Word on the streets says that Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers taped himself having sex with some model chick and it’s going to be released online on April 3rd. This is probably […]
ITEM – Not a TON of gossip this week but look who’s been getting his short ass to the gym! In-between bitch brawling with Alec Baldwin, Shia LaBeouf has been RIPPING UP that body. If he didn’t have such a dopey personality, I’d want to […]
ITEM – The not-quite-as-hot-as-his-older-brother-but-he’s-still-pretty-spiffy Liam Hemsworth reportedly stepped out on his fiancee Miley Cyrus with Mad Men actress January Jones after the Oscars. And there’s photographic evidence! No one is commenting on the truth of this rumor, but Miley Tweeted that her wedding is still […]
ITEM – The Biebs is looking Helix Studios twink porn-ready! It’s his 19th birthday today, and Justin Bieber celebrated by showing off that fuck train-ready body to the paps in London. Frankly, I’ve always felt the saggy pants thing to be a little silly. Unless […]
Booker Award winning author Hilary Mantel risked her own beheading (probably) when she publicly tore The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton apart in print. “Kate Middleton,” Ms. Mantel wrote, “appeared to have been designed by committee and built by craftsmen, with a perfect plastic smile […]
ITEM – Don’t hate us cuz’ we have a one track mind. Or I have a one track mind. Dewitt has dignity and class and wouldn’t write about a dude pinched for murder just because he’s sexy. Oscar Pistorius is the double amputee track star […]
ITEM – Certified dumb bitch (and Olympic gold medalist, I should probably add that) Ryan Lochte re-enacted the iconic cover to Nirvana’s “Nevermind” for ESPN’s “Music” issue. First off, why does a sports mag have a “Music” issue? Secondly, ugh. The shot doesn’t even show […]
ITEM – Bradley Cooper’s publicist posed as a model named Laura Simpson to tell InStyle Weekly that she stopped dating Cooper cuz’ he’s a foot freak. Simpson was supposedly set up on a date with her by his The Silver Linings Playbook co-star Jennifer Lawrence. […]
ITEM – If you’ve ever had bondage fantasies about Jimmy Kimmel, then you were probably turbo-fapping while watching his show last night. His fake-feud with local hero Matt Damon came to fruition when Matt bound and gagged him and then guest-hosted the entire show with […]
This couldn’t be anymore delicious. This could be Belgian chocolate wrapped in prosciutto wrapped in a blowjob and it still wouldn’t be as delicious. A paparazzi photographer happened (unless one of Efron’s enemies blew up his cell) to be strolling through the West Village in […]
