ITEM – Sexy (but straight) British actor Jamie Bell’s semen works. His actress wife Evan Rachel Wood is knocked up. They got married last October, and I’m still salty at this bitch for stealing my man! Evan’s tweet: Remember when i said, “No baby on […]
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Gay Ass Gossip: Tom Daley And His New Show About Speedos
ITEM – Tiny Olympic hotness Tom Daley has a new television show premiering in January in the UK. It’s called Splash! and it will feature Tom teaching celebrities how to dive. It sounds awful, and you can imagine what “celebrities” entails (stray Kardashian visiting Britain) […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Justin Theroux Likes Jorts
ITEM – Actor/screenwriter/pube model Justin Theroux is ringing in the New Year in Cabo San Lucas with fiancee Jennifer Aniston, John Krasinski and Emily Blunt, and Jimmy Kimmel and his date. Yeah, I don’t have two shits to give about it either. EXCEPT I wanted […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Calvin Klein’s Ex Hired Help Has Written A Book About How Irresistable He Is To Humans
ITEM – Nick Gruber is an occasional gay porn performer and former paid companion (he got a 25K Bentley and a penthouse out of it) to ancient fashion guru Calvin Klein. Like all enterprising gold diggers, girlfriend has written a book about her experiences. In […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Hot Boy Band The Wanted Totally Responsible For Lindsay Lohan’s Latest Ridiculousness
ITEM – Vodka sponge Lindsay Lohan got busted at an NYC club the other night for popping a chick in the mouth. That’s just a week night for her, but gossip blogs say that Lohan got fisty because one of the members of British boy […]
Dolly Parton: A Celebrity Drag Queen Who Can’t Win A Drag Queen Contest Playing Herself
Let me stress that I find Dolly Parton tremendous. But doesn’t she define “drag queen”? Nothing on her is real. It’s all drag. And then we find out she came in last in a celebrity drag queen contest. What did the judges want from her? […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Josh Hutcherson In Bromance On Set Of “Catching Fire”
Adorable squareface Josh Hutcherson is in a hot and heavy bromance on the set of the Hunger Games sequel “Catching Fire”. This is according to Katniss herself, Jennifer Lawrence. The very gay-friendly Josh is said to be completely infatuated with his co-star Sam Claflin. WE […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Anderson Cooper And Andy Cohen Get Strangely Erotic With A Party Python
ITEM – Kinky! Anderson Cooper’s talk show won’t be returning next season, so he’s obviously said eff it and is gaying out as much as possible. Case in point – he and his best gal pal Andy Cohen recently sampled both sides of a “party […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Daniel Craig Says “No” To Possibility Of James Bond Being Gay
ITEM – The new Bond flick Skyfall is getting rave reviews, particularly in its choice of villian. Javier Bardem plays Silva, a bleached-blond psychopath who shares an interesting scene with a tied-up Bond that’s got everyone speculating if Bond’s Walther PPK has been slung into […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Jamie Bell Got Married
ITEM – Sexy Brit actor Jamie Bell married actress Evan Rachel Wood on Tuesday. Yes, you’re probably sad but it doesn’t matter, anyways. He’s spent a couple of interviews making sure that fans know Billy Elliot was just a character that liked to dance. And […]