ITEM – Her name is Mona. She was grown in a lab here in Cambridge at MIT. Mona is petite, blonde, and will look the other way when he has an extra-long workout with his “trainer.” Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal and his new facial fuzz. I […]
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Gay Ass Gossip: Ryan Lochte’s Mom Is A Little Too Into His Life
Gross. It’s becoming evident that Ryan Lochte is what I like to call a silent beauty. He opens his mouth and the hotness goes right the fuck away. The Olympic gold medalist with that STUPID ASS grille might be the reason ballgags or my cock […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Christian Bale Is A Stand-Up Dude
If any of you besides Dewitt found Robert Pattinson to be hot or there was an attractive male member of the Jackson fam, I would have so much material for “Gay Ass Gossip” this week! Alas, due to our policy of highlighting hot guys (there’s […]
Gay Ass Gossip: New Kids On The Block Spotted At Bathhouse
ITEM – Damn, someone meshed my late 80s tween lusties with my later years admiration for the work of Tom Of Finland. I don’t know whether to fap fap fap or apologize to my “Step By Step” cassingle. Donnie Wahlberg of NKOTB fame Tweeted these […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Channing Tatum And Alex Pettyfer In Huge Naked Fight
ITEM – They weren’t exactly naked. And they didn’t really brawl. But there WERE supposedly a lot of cold shoulders and cunt glares! Page Six reports that Magic Mike stripper bitches Channing Tatum and Alex Pettyfer are sworn enemies. Word is that Pettyfer is a […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Katie Holmes Over Being Tom Cruise’s Beard
ITEM – It only took her five years. AND THE TALES SHE COULD TELL. People broke the story today that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing. Here’s the official statement. Oh, lifetime Manhunt membership to the first person to find Tom’s new Manhunt profile. […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Anderson Cooper Schools A Bitch On A Plane
ITEM – Hee. Anderson Cooper told Kathy Griffin that some geek on a plane tried to surreptitiously take his picture. Anderson put on his glasses and opened the library because it was time to READ. Ok, he didn’t really dress him down or anything. He […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Hotness From “Magic Mike”
Time to take my Love Boat fuck fantasy out of the spank bank. I’ve found some new inspiration. Here’s Matt Bomer in a still from Magic Mike. Everyone keeps posting about Magic Mike because we have a shortage…a DROUGHT even…of mainstream non-fuck flicks featuring hot […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Joe Manganiello In “Men’s Health UK” (*Drool*)
ITEM – There is only one item today. THESE FUCKING PICS OF JOE “ALCIDE ON TRUE BLOOD AND BIG DICK RICHIE IN MAGIC MIKE” MANGANIELLO! How come these ran in the UK version of the mag? What do the damn Brits have that we don’t? […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Kris Allen Is Hot, Doesn’t Watch “American Idol” Anymore Either
ITEM – Just like the rest of us! Kris Allen won American Idol a couple of seasons back, mainly because the only people who vote on this shit are tween girls (and the occasional gay). Has there been a recent winner that wasn’t a cute […]