ITEM – Yes, stirring some shit up over here. These pics were over on DListed, but I cover for Michael K. occasionally so he wouldn’t slap me for ganking em’. I think. Girl, don’t call your lawyer. I only took 3! This is Joe Jonas […]
Tag: Gay Ass Gossip
Gay Ass Gossip: MCA from Beastie Boys Has Passed Away
ITEM – Beastie Boys are rad. Beastie Boys have always been rad. It was announced today that Adam Yauch (aka MCA) passed away after battling cancer. He was 47. Yauch announced he had cancer in 2009, and has been in treatment since. The band was […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Calvin Klein Picks Up Busted Ex’s Rehab Stay
ITEM – Wow, it takes some EXCELLENT DNA to still look kinda hot at your arraignment. This shit looks like a gritty fashion shoot. That’s Nick Gruber. He used to film gay fuck flicks under the name “Aaron Skyline” (they are CLEARLY running out of […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Tyra Banks Fires Most Of Her ANTM Cast
ITEM – Nigel’s just hanging out naked by the fireplace cuz’ the bitches love that kinda uptown swagger. Not sure they’re a “cast” exactly, but Tyra Banks has fired all of her minions who work on America’s Next Top Model. This would include the Orangina-shaded […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Zac Efron Can Unhook A Bra(?) With One Hand
ITEM – Zac Efron is doing the press whore tour for the umpteenth cheesy love story based on a Nicholas Sparks novel. Seriously, all of those movies are the same. Someone finds some shit that leads them to someone and someone’s dead and can I […]
Gay Ass Gossip: J.Lo Puts Her Child Suitor In New Video
ITEM – Unlike my gentle yet steadfast co-blogger Dewitt, I can love the mess out of a cheesy pop ditty. So Jennifer Lopez’s new track (“Dance Again”) is the slice of asiago that I was looking for. This is Jennifer’s “I’ve split with my husband […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Joel McHale Is Saving “Community” With His Nipples
ITEM – The future of NBC’s quirky Community has been up in the air recently. It’s back on, but who knows for how long? Main guy Joel McHale realizes the fragility of network television programming. So on last night’s episode, he went shirtless. You use […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Taylor Lautner Might Have Broken Up Kelly Taylor’s Marriage
ITEM – According to ONTD, probable gay Taylor Lautner (don’t gimme that, click this) and “really?” gay Peter Facinelli are rumored to have had downlow-dicked each other on the set of the Twilight movie series. Well, at least SOMETHING exciting was going on because those […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Let’s Consider Taylor Kitsch
ITEM – Those endless ads for the John Carter flick have been dominating television lately. And the only thing eye-catching about them is former Friday Night Lights actor Taylor Kitsch as the title character. Who gives a shit about CGI Mars? We do when there’s […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Zac Efron Wants You To Know He Fucks
ITEM – This was the most staged incident of staged incidents. Sexy ass twink and Home Depot shopper Zac Efron rolled up at the premiere of Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax and “accidentally” let a condom wrapper fall out of his jacket. Cindy Lou Who is […]