Haaaaay, daddies! It’s your boy Gay Duncan reporting for duty to serve you curvy butch queen power bottom realness with a side of the best music you will ever hear in your life. Bajan pop princess and inspirational role model Rihanna has gone goth for her […]
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Britney Spears Goes Deeper Than The Dick That SHOULD Be Fucking Me Right Now!
Congratulations, I have arrived! Your favorite music lover and proud chub bottom, Gay Duncan, has taken a break from my busy Manhunt dick-swallowing itinerary to come and rescue you from the lesser talents of Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. That’s right, bitches! I was supposed […]
Rihanna Is My Role Model & A True Gay Icon!
It is so difficult for me to write this. You see, I was not always the proud chub bottom you know and love today! Years ago, your friend Gay Duncan (me) was just boring Duncan, a closeted young man with no self-worth. I would cry every […]
I Got Fucked Doggy Style While Watching The Living Legend’s “Work Bitch” Video!
You guys won’t even believe what happened to me last night! I was getting my thick chub ass pounded by a so super hung top—like bigger than Rafael Alencar or Boomer Banks—when I told him we had to take a break to turn on the […]
Miley Cyrus Must Be Riding God’s Dick, ‘Cuz “23” Took Me To Heaven!
Miley Cyrus is on top of the world right now, and I don’t think anyone could doubt that she’ll quickly become the next great gay icon. Her record-breaking “Wrecking Ball” video slayed the internet and inspired hot guys to do things naked. People can’t stop […]
7 Sex Toys That Would Make Excellent Gifts For ANYONE!
Maybe it’s because he’s so threatened by our writing skills or just because he’s jealous and wants to fuck us all, but you might have noticed that Dewitt doesn’t really like us! This is totally okay, because we hate one another too, and J. Harvey […]
I’m Going To Ride So Many Dicks To Britney Spears’ Hot New Dance Track “Work Bitch”!
I know what you’re all thinking! Who is this Gay Duncan character? Is he half as bad as those illiterate flops named Gay Evan and Gay Skylar? And the answer is just plain “no”! Those two used to be my best friends until they decided […]