CAMBRIDGE, MA – The editor of Manhunt.net‘s official blog, Manhunt Daily, was once described (by himself) as “The Taylor Swift of Gay Porn Bloggers”. However, things seem to have taken a dark turn since he returned from Los Angeles to Boston, after winning an award […]
YOUR BUTTHOLE, BETWEEN YOUR BUTT CHEEKS – Scientists have confirmed that all humans express a conscious or sub-conscious desire to be anally penetrated by gay pornographic star Edu Boxer. The study monitored the rectal impulses of one-hundred billion participants as they viewed Boxer in a […]
THE INTERNET, WHERE PORN EXISTS – Homosexual men across the world are recognizing that adult performer Brent Corrigan continues to have an impressive buttocks. After briefly attempting a mainstream career as “Sean Paul Lockhart“, the erotic actor returned to moderately favorable reviews in an explicit […]
A DUMPSTER, FULL OF CUM – An elderly couple, living next door to the Sketchy Sex household, has uncovered documents revealing that the gay bareback reality site plans to kidnap men with large penises to quote, unquote “keep their cum dumps full”. Their shocking agenda deems […]
TARVIN, ENGLAND – Fans of gay pornographic performer Scott Hunter expressed concern for his perpetually starving arse and mouth, after two months passed without a gigantic penis entering either orifice on popular gay pornography blog Manhunt Daily. Hunter was last spotted on the site having […]
THE INTERNET – The popular pornographic actor known as “Woody Fox” has removed his shaggy brown hair, a trademark look largely associated with him since his debut within the industry. Fans across the world have reacted to this unexpected development, as they recover from the […]
VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA – A 31 year-old man with an allegedly mouthwatering treasure trail shared a shirtless image on popular gay dating website Manhunt, causing the site’s resident blogger to pop an erection at his desk yesterday afternoon. The man, who goes by the […]
THE INTERNET – After making a name for himself as someone with long blond surfer hair, adult industry performer Tom Faulk has visited a hair stylist to trade in his luscious locks for a more traditional, clean-cut look. Some fans are very upset about this […]
