Haaaaay, daddies! It’s your boy Gay Duncan reporting for duty to serve you curvy butch queen power bottom realness with a side of the best music you will ever hear in your life. Bajan pop princess and inspirational role model Rihanna has gone goth for her […]
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Justin Timberlake Knocked Me Out With His Huge DICK!
Y’all ain’t EVER gonna believe what just happened to Ms. Boulangerié Knowles! I was getting my nails done UP at the salon owned by my cousin’s hairdresser’s cousin Pâtisserié Rowland‘s hairdresser cousin, Menagerié Williams. We were talking SHIT as usual, throwing shade at Justin Timberlake for […]
The Amateur Hour: This Luscious Bubble Butt Needs A Big Fat DICK!
HONEY! Did y’all hear about bitter cunt Dewitt‘s new contest? That triflin’ ass bitch just up and decided to throw a twerking contest last week, but like a DAMN fool, he didn’t tell Ms. Boulangerié Knowles about it until his ass got drunk at the […]
Innocence: “This Is Love” (Brian Cross Remix)
I’m back, bitches! Dewitt tried to pull some foolishness and push me out a window after yesterday’s jam from Jennifer Lopez, but ain’t NOTHING that can hold down the royal twat Boulangerié Knowles. As long as there are fierce and fabulous things in this world, […]