Can someone please notify Dirty Tony that being a nerd was never this much fun? In a recent scene, a bespectacled young man drops down on his knees for four hung studs, draining each cock to the very last drop. It doesn’t take much for […]
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Aural Only: Avril Lavigne
My love for Avril Lavigne is pretty shameless. I’ve danced to “Girlfriend” in at least five different languages, all while wearing nothing but my underwear. My friends once convinced me to perform “Sk8er Boi” at a karaoke bar. And let’s not forget the endless sing-along […]
Bi The Way: Dorian’s Bisexual Fourway
If you recognize the man in the picture above, it’s probably because you’ve seen him having sex with lots of dudes on Active Duty. However, in this post, you’ll see him having sex with two dudes at the same time… and, um, his “girlfriend” Raven. […]
Bi The Way: Fuck Me Madam
Here are some pictures of a straight dude getting fucked with a strap-on. Inevitably, this is going to lead to a ridiculous debate about whether a man can take it up the ass and still consider himself heterosexual. Oh, and I suppose someone will chime […]
Woof Alert: Stone
Overly enthusiastic “manscaping” isn’t limited to the gay community. You may have figured this out by now, but straight men have a tendency to trim, pluck and shave their bodies just as much as we do. Please refrain from gasping so loudly at this shocking […]
Bi The Way: Dean, Cameron & Casey
It all starts with a game of spin the bottle. Then before you know it, some muscled-up porn star is busting a load all over you and your girlfriend. Okay, so I realize that most of you probably don’t have girlfriends, but those of you […]
Bryan Safi Goes To The Prom
It's no secret that we have a little bit of a crush on Current TV's Bryan Safi. If you had any doubts about this, please refer yourself to hundred bajillion "fake prom" while the rest of the students partied elsewhere. Not so yay! Click through […]
Taylor Lautner Is Single (And Probably Gay)
There are only manthers. The twinkie werewolf heartthrob has just broken up with his girlfriend Taylor Swift. A source close to the singer told Us Weekly, "There was no chemistry." I don't know about you, but that sounds like code for "he's totally gay". I'm […]