As Dewitt pointed out earlier, the only reason to watch Glee anymore is if Chord Overstreet takes off his shirt and wears a jockstrap on his face. It’s ok to cover up the Trouty Mouth if you’re suckin’ on a bud’s sweaty jock cuz’ he’s […]
Tag: Glee
Gay Ass Gossip: Tom Ford Is A Daddy (No, The Other Kind)
[Insert “Tom Ford is fucking the damn Crypt Keeper?” joke here] ITEM – Before I get to the actual news about GORGEOUS fashion designer/film director Tom Ford, can I just say I’m annoyed by this hypocritical bitch? While I find Tom to be crazy hot, […]
Would You Hit That?: Jacob Artist (Puck’s New Brother On “Glee”)
This is an example of “Q: Who is this person? A: Who the fuck cares cuz’ he’s cute!” EW sez that Ryan Murphy has hired actor Jacob Artist to play Puck’s brother on Glee. That’s pretty much this guy’s claim to fame so far. But […]
I Had To Write About “Glee” Because This Amused Me
Glee is pulling out all the stops so you’ll start watching again. Wait – pause. I was out having beers with friends on Friday night. The show came up in conversation and (seeing as I had a few) I rather bluntly stated how over it […]
At Least It’ll Be Better Than Glee?
Struck By Lightning is a really important film, because it’ll determine whether I loathe Chris Colfer or the character he plays on television. True story! I’m starting to believe Colfer might not be as awful as his TV counterpart Kurt Hummel, if not only because […]
Bitches Be Cattin’ On “Glee”
Why do we (well, I, Dewitt’s a little more together) keep writing about Glee? Easy – because I want to fuck Darren Criss. He’s like the gay Captain America. He just seems so sweet and nice and he’s sexy..and….YES, I KNOW HE LIKES THE VAGINE […]
A Brief Pause To Admire Darren Criss
Sure, Glee hasn’t held us in thrall this season. Nevertheless, Darren Criss is so frickin’ yummy. He’s replacing Daniel Radcliffe on Broadway in How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying starting in January. This is the just-released poster for his run. Bowties should be […]
Would You Hit That?: Casper Smart
Those of you who consume US Weekly and watch shit like The Insider already know this, but for the rest of you – Jennifer Lopez is minus one pallid husband. Because celebrities need to constantly keep themselves in the public eye and have everyone guessing […]
Top or Bottom: Chris Colfer
You know Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel, the annoyingly stereotypical power-twink from Glee whose bucket list includes “become CEO of Logo” and fucket list includes “have relations on a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat”. This week’s episode found him […]
Kurt And Blaine Fuck This Week On “Glee”
Why mince words? Tomorrow night’s episode of Glee, “The First Time”, reportedly features either Blaine or Kurt throwing their heels in the air for the other. Sure, most of you are all “uh, Kurt’s a TOTAL bottom”! But – who knows? Blaine could be a […]