A LAB FULL OF IMPORTANT SCIENTISTS – Research has proven that glimmering, shiny things increase the arousal level of homosexual, bisexual and curious male study participants. Thousands of men voluntarily clicked the play button on a new video by underwear brand Andrew Christian. Scientists have […]
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I Want To Fuck Every Model On Slick It Up’s Website
I was going to make some cute list about “(Insert Number Here) Models I’d Fuck From The Slick It Up Website”, until I realized that I’d have sex with pretty much every model on Slick It Up‘s website. The New York fashion brand not only […]
Will Ryan James Yezak’s “HIAM” Vid Be Better Than Brit’s?
If you can sit through Ryan James Yezak‘s fan-made video for “Hold It Against Me” without regurgitating your lunch, then congratulations–you are the gayest human being ever. And we don’t necessarily mean that as an insult. I mean, hello! We have a pretty “gay” tendency […]
Aural Only: Ke$ha
Mark down this day in the history books–I don’t hate Ke$ha anymore. That isn’t to say that I like her, but I don’t have the time or energy to scoff every time someone mentions her name. She’s a necessary evil within this disposable pop music […]
Aural Only: Goldfrapp
To downplay the over-the-top joyous vibe of their second single “Alive”, electro-pop duo Goldfrapp have taken a decidedly darker route for their latest music video. In other words, there are vampires. But don’t worry… This ain’t your standard Edward Cullen bullshit! There are also ’80s leotards. […]