Today, we discovered that hairy, hung porn star Bravo Delta has a tendency to answer fans’ questions and post absurdly sexy self-portraits on Tumblr. There’s one series, in particular, beginning with the caption “This is what it would look like if I was bottoming” that got our […]
How’s everyone getting settled in this morning? Now that we’ve recovered from the combined forced of the Baltimore Ravens‘ win, Beyoncé Bowl and the unmusical vocabulary of Downton Abbey, we can all go back to staring at pretty models and talking about their butts… Because that’s what […]
The good folks at Randy Blue avoided the ill fate of “a very, very terrible miracle” by bringing back hairy-chested, uncut jock Abele Place for some hardcore action. They must have read our minds that we wanted to see him paired with beefy god Nick […]
We interrupt your regularly scheduled jerk-off sessions for an emergency edition of Everything Butt, starring the meatiest bubble butt of all bubble butts—Randy Blue‘s Nick Sterling. We’re going to “write” about his latest scene with Abele Place in the very near future, but for now, […]
That post title is pretty particular. Honestly, we didn’t even need a “Hot Or Not” question for this post. All we really had to type up there was “JOSH LONG IN NAKED BONDAGE.” And the boners start a bonin’! Josh Long is cub deliciousness and […]
Despite having only spent a very brief amount of time around Leo Forte, I can tell you that there’s something incredibly magnetic about his personality. There used to be this idea in my head that porn stars were scary, unapproachable demigods. Yet, while attending last […]
Sure, it might be too late in the morning for “breakfast in bed”, but do you really need an excuse to look at a cute blond guy standing naked in a kitchen? Nope! Our dear friends at Team Boro (who brought you my new #1 […]
Is anyone else excited for this episode of Man Vs. Wild? Survivor type Bear Grylls took terribly hot actor Jake Gyllenhaal along with him to the Icelandic wilderness for his season premiere. According to the press release: For two days, Bear and Jake embark on […]
Forget about Brazil! While you're busy buying a ticket down there so you can stalk Edilson Nascimento, I'll be ditching the muscle hunks to book my trip to Barcelona and party with a bunch of hot bears. There's a party there called POPair, and this […]
It's time for another iPhone War! Last week, three anonymous asses competed for your admiration, but this time you actually get to see the contestants' faces. As thrilling as this news is, we'd prefer that you hold your excitement for the comments section. Or at […]
