Does anyone else still torture themselves by sitting through the wretched, poorly-written mess known as Glee? It’s funny, ’cause someone I know referred to the upcoming series Smash as “Glee for adults”. Remember when Glee premiered, and it was supposed to be “High School Musical […]
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Mario Lopez Is Selling His Underwear
Okay, can we just all agree that Mario Lopez keeps getting better with age? He never did anything for me in his Saved by the Bell days—which makes sense since I was no more than eight years old—but fucking A.C. Slater has grown up quite […]
Secret Sex: Jason Mraz
We’re supposed to like Jason Mraz because he supports gay rights and marriage equality, but I am incapable of doing so for a few small reasons—a) I’m a music snob, b) I’m a music snob, and c) I’m a music snob. Granted, there are going […]
Bi The Way: Robin Thicke & Paula Patton
My attraction to Robin Thicke baffles me. Sure, it’s well-established within the media that he’s a legitimately “sexy” person. But I can’t look at his face without humming the Growing Pains theme song. The whispery tone of his vocals irks me, whilst simultaneously making me […]
Top or Bottom: Tim Tebow
I spent my Thursday night at a bear bar, consoling a straight friend after the the New York Jets lost to the Denver Broncos. This wasn’t the sexy sort of consoling like “Let’s head to the bathroom, and I’ll blow you in the stall” (Nor […]
Secret Sex: Daniel Bedingfield
In case you forgot, Daniel Bedingfield is the less famous sibling of pop star Natasha Bedingfield. He lucked out stateside with his 2001 dance hit “Gotta Get Thru This” and the overwrought 2002 ballad “If You’re Not The One”. Though he experienced additional success overseas, […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: Parks & Recreation
So apparently I’m writing today’s edition of Fuck, Marry, Block? Our resident gossip king—otherwise known as my darling co-blogger J. Harvey—is out of the office for the day. This means I have no choice but to take over one of the best features ever created […]
Rob Gronkowski’s Shirtless Porn Star “Scandal”
New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski was forced to apologize for a series of photos he took with a porn star. Why is this fucking news? We could understand if he had been caught on his knees with a dick in his mouth (please […]
Quickie: Dolvett Quince
The new trainers on The Biggest Loser are absurdly hot. Don’t get me wrong! I miss Jillian Michaels as much as the next reality TV junkie, and I would have gladly let her do me hard with her strap-on… But let’s be entirely real—she isn’t […]
Anderson Cooper Gets A Spray Tan… With Snooki?
Do we really have to say anything else when Anderson Cooper takes off his clothes? The ultimate silver fox stripped down for a spray-tan on his new daytime talk show Anderson, accompanied by none other than… um, Snooki from Jersey Shore. Yeah, we don’t understand this […]