Halloweeen may be long behind us, but today's caption-worthy image features a man dressed as a box of Franzia White Zinfandel. One of his friends has positioned himself under the spout, as another kind gentleman dispenses the wine into his mouth. And it's quite likely […]
Tag: Halloween
Hot Flash: Daniel Van Flymen
If I were to choose one word to describe Daniel Van Flymen's style of photography, it'd probably be "ethereal". His use of lighting puts an astonishing glow on his subjects, giving them an air of soft sensuality. On top of that, his models always look […]
David Beckham Doesn’t Care If You Hate His Ugly Beard
And no, I'm not talking about Posh Spice. Soccer player David Beckham has recently been getting a lot of shit for rocking unkempt facial hair, but he's not any closer to putting a razor to his face. In fact, all this complaining might compel him […]
Caption This: Darth Vader
This week's caption-worthy image stars none other than Darth Vader. In celebration of the Halloween season, he's disguised his lightsaber as a penis. On top of that, he's wearing an alternative helmet, which matches his weapon's costume. But what's he saying? What's the story behind all […]
Disguise Your Effeminate Son!
Considering that a few of you took The Onion's
Popular Demand: Hot Photography and Uncut Cock
It's that time again! We've rounded up last week's Most Popular and Most Discussed posts, just in case you missed them the first time around. Photographer Walter Kurtz offered quite a sight with his stunning photography and equally stunning models. And while a debate on chubs […]
This Should Be My Halloween Costume
I figured out what Halloweeen costume I'll use to win that fake boyfriend David. Basically, I need to
The Halloween Contest I Need To Win
Remember how I said I'd be dressing up for Halloween as a horny construction worker? Forget I said that, because I need to think of something a little more creative. Fanboys of The Universe is having a costume contest, and the grand prize is an […]
Random Question: What Are You Being For Halloween?
Have you decided what you're being for Halloween yet? Believe it or not, you have less than two weeks to come up with something good! There's so much to decide that I can't even take it. Okay, so there's really only one thing to decide–whether […]
Elaborate Gamer Costumes
Okay, maybe you have to be a bit of a dork to know these characters, but if you don't, some are still pretty hot. Click here for more cool Gamer Costumes. – Wilbur