We know, we know! Didn’t we just write about some dude from Sean Cody? You’ll forgive us once you feast your eyes on Oscar’s ginormous schlong. Sure, it may rest below overly manscaped pubes and a creepy tattoo which reads “No Means Yes”, but there’s […]
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Bi The Way: Soccer Practice
During my college years, I spent one summer living alone and working on campus. There weren’t many people around for the season, so I wound up befriending a straight soccer jock who worked in the admissions office. Given that he was a year above me, […]
Everything Butt: Jimmy Ramsey
Don’t be fooled by Jimmy Ramsey‘s innocent look in the picture above. Thanks to photographer Justin Monroe, we were granted an all-access pass to this boy’s dirtier side. Trust us, he doesn’t look so innocent when he’s popping his booty on all fours! Even if […]
Top or Bottom: Kevin
Think you can tell whether a guy’s a Top or Bottom based on a couple of pictures? Kevin would like to test that theory. This sexy show-off delivered a few naughty self portraits to our inbox, and now it’s up to you to decide–does he […]
Don’t Ask, Just Fuck: My Favorite Military Policy
If you were granted the opportunity to direct your very own porn movie–starring anyone your heart desires–what would it look like? Mine would bear a significant resemblance to Raging Stallion‘s latest release Don’t Ask, Don’t Fuck. In fact, it might even have the same cast. […]
Unlockables: The Perfect Bulge
There’s an art to taking a good picture of your bulge. I’ll get back to you once I’ve mastered it completely, but for now there are a few tips that I’m able to offer. For starters, remember to choose the right underwear or pair of […]
On The Download: Rihanna, Yeasayer & More!
Are your friends begging you to stop playing Lady Gaga's Fame Monster on repeat? Are you the one begging other people to stop playing it on repeat? Well, give those folks a link to this post, because we've got some new tunes for them (and […]
Aural Only: Rihanna
If anyone says that Rihanna's biting off of Lady Gaga in her video for "Hard", I will seriously chop their balls off. That notion is as absurd as Timbaland's claims that Gaga stole his style. Ms. "Bad Romance" isn't the first female pop singer to […]
Album Review: Rated R by Rihanna
The greatest mistake Rihanna made with Rated R was releasing it on November 23rd. The Bajan pop princess isn't just competing against highly anticipated albums by Lady Gaga, Susan Boyle and Adam Lambert; she's competing against albums that are easily digestible. And to be quite […]
Rihanna Is Her Own Worst Enemy
Even if Rihanna manages to pull a miracle comeback with "Russian Roulette" on the