Now THAT is a name. A name fit for a poorly-lit model posing as a floppy-haired hustler hired to fulfill a “I fucked Tom Sawyer” fantasy in a dilapidated villa in Italy. Baptiste Giabiocini is known as designer Karl Lagerfeld’s “muse.” When it concerns young […]
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Meryl Streep Is Versatile
Aieeeehhh! There’s something scary on the sofa. And it’s wearing a hat! Here’s the teaser trailer for acting royalty Meryl Streep’s next flick, The Iron Lady. Meryl sucked some false teeth into her mouth, avoided the sun for a year or two, and put on […]
Zac Efron’s Diary
Did you ever want to know Zac Efron’s truest, deepest thoughts? That is, when you’re not fantasizing about spelunking in his truest, deepest butthole? Actor Paul W. Downs and director Lucia Aniello have given us a rare glimpse into the life of a gorgeous Hollywood […]
Ian Somerhalder Makes Me Want To Lick My Own Taint
We have no idea where these pictures of Ian Somerhalder came from, but they’re somehow sexier than that time he got completely naked. His eyes are looking particularly stunning in these shots. Is he wearing guy-liner or something? Because if so, he can get away […]
Random Question: Do You Like Christmas Music?
A few weeks ago, I was sitting at a holiday party minding my own business with some ginger snaps and a beer. All of a sudden, "Dominick the Donkey" started blaring through the host's speakers. I wasn't really paying attention to the music, but some […]