I don’t own any property, but these two make me want to buy a place with the most effed-up kitchen you’ve ever seen. No expense would be spared to get the The Kitchen Cousins’ tight-jeaned asses over to my place to bend and stretch a […]
There’s obviously been an element of self-parody to our new Stuff Straight People Like series. We’d never go so far to make sweeping generalizations that all heterosexual dudes are fascinated by nipples or waging a war against the word “bromance”. However, we do have a […]
When I think of sex, I usually don't think of Tim Allen, but lately I've been fantasizing about his character Tim Taylor on Home Improvement. Even though Dewitt prefers Tim's sidekick
The only reason I ever watched Home Improvement was Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor's sidekick Al Borland. Before Pete Kuzak entered my life, he was my very first "bear crush". Seeing him frolic about on Tool Time conditioned me for a life of lusting after men with […]
