This bitch. Juan Pablo Galavis is the current Bachelor, and he looks like he’s meant for Manhunt Daily‘s perusal. Hot face, hot body, sexually active. He’s into the V, but we tend to overlook that when we’re fantasizing. Well, turn off your boner, ‘cuz he’s […]
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Pat Robertson To Sell Signature Line Of “AIDS Infector Rings” On QVC
For those of you who missed the sarcasm in my “David Beckham is a bog beast” post from earlier this week, THAT HEADLINE IS SARCASM. Or snark. I always get them confused. It’s fiction! I made it up! The 700 Club’s homophobic hobbit-in-residence Pat Robertson […]
Oscar Drama: Dumbass Out As Producer, Takes Eddie Murphy With Him
We write about the Oscars because it’s the Gay Olympics. Well, the Olympic Olympics are pretty gay, but the only office betting pool I’ve ever entered involved Meryl Streep and Christian Bale as opposed to Tim Tebow and Drew Brees (Those last two are football […]
When Hot Guys Are Dicks: Jeff From “Big Brother”
It’s like finding a hair in your piece of birthday cake. Oftimes the wrapper is in no way related to what’s in the package. We all know this. It just sucks when faced with a perfect example. Take Jeff from CBS’ Big Brother. He’s a […]