Moving forward in our celebration of National Beard Month, we’d like to offer up the very first “Facial Hair Face-Off” round of the Weekly Top Ten Wild Card. One of these scruff-tastic gentlemen will appear on this weekend’s countdown, and it’s up to you to […]
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Was Whitney Houston Ready For Her Comeback?
By now, most of you have probably seen Whitney Houston's nearly tragic performance on The X Factor. She may have been feeling like a million dollar bill, but she sure as hell wasn't sounding or looking like one. While it's easy to laugh at her […]
Hey, Remember When Lindsay Lohan Was Attractive?
Once upon a time, there lived an actress who began her career in the world of a fictitious mouse. She then moved on to edgier teen movies, which resulted in a greater amount of public attention. But as much as we were rooting for her, […]
Jeremy Piven Loses Sexy Points
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Hell To The No: Britney Does Alanis
Why in the world did this ever happen? During a North Carolina concert stop, Britney Spears broke out into a broke-ass karaoke rendition of Alanis Morissette's ultimate break-up jam "You Oughta Know". It's surprisingly not a complete disaster, but I'm convinced Alanis is face-palming right […]
Hell To The No: ABC Does Modern Offensive Stereotypes
Modern Family is a brand new ABC comedy set to premiere on September 23rd (a day before my birthday, in case you're wondering). You shouldn't watch it, because from what I've heard… it should be canceled immediately. In fact, I'm not even sure why they're putting […]
Album Review: Hot Mess by Cobra Starship
For Cobra Starship's Hot Mess, you're probably not expecting Gabe Saporta and his crew to produce the next Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. However, it's amazing that the band who made a name for themselves by recording the Snakes On A Plane theme song […]
Caption This: Hot Mess
MANHUNT was recently at Dore Alley in San Francisco and we took some interesting pictures to say the least. However, there is one picture that screams for a caption. I'm hoping for her sake that the condom was not used… So what's the best you […]
Who Ordered A Boner Kill With A Side of Hot Mess?
Let's say you're running late to meet a friend but you're plagued by an erection that just won't go down. Solution? Look at this picture of Brooke Hogan. If my calculations are correct, you will forget you have a penis within five seconds. I'm considering […]
Joaquin Phoenix is a Disaster!
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