Oh, the footjob! This is basically when you pretend your feet are hands and stroke someone’s dick with them. It’s the type of activity that could happen spontaneously or be planned out in a more fetish-oriented situation, and the level of excitement is dependent on […]
Tag: Hot or Not?
Hot or Not: Tongue Piercings
In the words of comedian Chris Rock, “If a guy has a tongue ring, he’ll probably suck your dick”. Though we can’t vouch for the validity of that statement, we’d have to guess anyone with a piece of metal in his mouth has a bit […]
Hot or Not: Gapped Teeth
Nick Stuart has a gap between his two front teeth. You can’t see it here, because (duh) his mouth is closed. However, you’ll definitely notice it in the pictures to come, provided you’re not too distracted by the dicks or dildos thrusting into his tight, […]
Hot or Not: Suspenders
Behold, a picture from Tumblr that recently gave me a boner! As far as I can tell, there is absolutely no reason for this guy to be wearing suspenders. I mean, let’s put things into perspective—he’s wearing a garment where his ass is completely exposed. […]
Hot or Not: Fucking Machines
When I first heard of the site Butt Machine Boys, I didn’t think such a thing as “butt machines” existed in the real world. In all honesty (and naivete), I was convinced they were specifically built for these shoots. Who would actually want to get […]
Hot or Not: Boxers
Last month, my best friend and I were having a conversation about how boxers are underrated. We essentially confessed at the exact same time that we’re both over briefs, boxer briefs or any other junk-squishing undergarment. We like our balls, and we like them to […]
Hot or Not: Dildos
This seems like such a stupid question. But in the grand scheme of things? It seems even more stupid that we’ve never asked it. For whatever reason, there are plenty of men who like getting fucked yet don’t enjoy the company of a reliable rubber […]
Hot or Not: Low Hangers
I’ve had this picture on my desktop for ages, anxiously awaiting an opportunity to write this Hot or Not post. I’m pretty sure the man above is a model from Sean Cody. Frankly, it’s been so long, I have no fucking clue about him except […]
Hot or Not: Leashes & Collars
Once upon a time, I was having a perfectly normal conversation with a local guy (provided you consider talking about giving him a blowjob “perfectly normal”). He had my hole twitching, talking about how he was going to grab my ears, take control and really […]
Hot or Not: Sweatpants
Little known fact—When I go to pick up a dozen bagels on a Sunday morning, I’m not going for the bagels. The local shop is always packed with hot college boys, all of whom woke up from a heavy night of drinking, threw on some […]