“Dragged into field, hogtied on his back, nose clamped painfully to balls, anal virginity roughly taken with dildo on stick.” That’s part of the description for this particular scene on Straight Hell, and I’ve even omitted some of the more humiliating details. While it’s not really […]
Tag: Hot or Not?
Hot or Not?: Grey Hair
From Anderson Cooper to Alec Baldwin, there ain’t nothing wrong with a silver fox! Every time one of my friends complains about going grey, I just laugh right in their face. How do they fail to realize that a little bit of salt and pepper […]
Hot or Not?: Eyebrow Piercings
Of all the types of piercings that give me a boner, eyebrow rings are ranked as the least threatening. I mean, you already know my feelings on nipple piercings, and the same “OMG, what if I rip it out?” logic applies to any pieces of metal […]
Hot or Not?: Short Guys
Everyone’s always clamoring on about men who are “tall, dark and handsome”, but I’ve got a serious confession to make–short guys get my dick hard as fuck. Though this isn’t really easy for me to explain, there’s something about a difference in height that sends […]
Hot or Not?: Straight Porn
With all the ridiculous complaints that our site is getting “too straight”, it seemed like a perfectly logical moment to engage in a bit of a debate. Does the type of porn you watch indicate your sexual preference? In other words, can an exclusively gay […]
Hot or Not?: Nerds
You’re at the coffee shop. As you’re waiting for the order, you notice a guy in the corner checking you out. He’s desperately trying to do this in an unnoticeable manner, but you can easily catch his bespectacled eyes glancing over a fantasy novel. Yup, […]
Hot or Not?: Stubble
For some guys, the sensation of another man’s stubble rubbing against their necks can send them into a sexual frenzy. Other guys might just say “ouch” in the same situation. We’d love to know where you fall in this grand debate? Is stubble hot? Or is […]
Hot Or Not? Redheads
We know it might seem a little shady to ask the Hot or Not question about a trait people are born with, but we’d like to believe those of you who respectfully decline could do so in a manner that doesn’t indicate you’re a complete […]
Hot or Not?: Dick Tattoos
If you thought Tolis Skoulariotis had too many tattoos, then you probably won’t be a fan of Anthony Blaize. While he doesn’t quite have as many tatts as the beefy fashion bear, he’s sporting ink on a part of his body that most guys wouldn’t dare […]
Hot or Not?: Bukkake
Don't panic if you've never heard the word "bukkake". While I'd normally encourage you to read up on the history and etymology, I've come to realize that would be extraordinarily boring for most of you. So let's just put it this way–it involves a group […]